Real World Trisha for Hire: Absolute Riot!

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Real World Trisha for Hire: Absolute Riot!
[B][SIZE=4]Trisha Cumming(s) to a College near you?[/SIZE] [/B] [IMG]http://www.mm-agency.com/trisha-cummings/real-world-trisha.jpg[/IMG] I was sur**** the internet, looking for interesting gossip, when I happened upon the [URL="http://www.mm-agency.com/trisha-cummings/"]MM Agency Website[/URL]. I saw that they had the recent cast of [B]The Real World Sydney[/B] listed in their D-List reality stars for hire section, so I decided to give a click and see what type of skills each of them were offering. It was there I came upon this absolute gem: [quote][B]Trisha of Real World Sydney[/B] loves the club scene so would be great for promotional events at nightclubs and college lectures by speaking on religion, Christian values, adoption, self esteem & balancing partying with responsibilities.[/quote][B] Trisha loves the club scene? [/B]Ahahaha! No kidding, Right? [B]Trisha talking about self esteem? [/B] Ehehehehe! I assume this "lecture" involves verbally assaulting others to increase ones perceived self worth? [B] Trisha talking about balancing partying with responsibilities?[/B] Ohohoho! Ummm....not so much! [B] Trisha sharing Christian Values?[/B] Are you F***ing joking? P.s. I can't help myself when it comes to really bad title puns!
Is Trasha adopted? Hmm. I guess she must be, why would one of her special skills be chatting about it if she wasn't?
[quote=LocaCola;14312]Is Trasha adopted? Hmm. I guess she must be, why would one of her special skills be chatting about it if she wasn't?[/quote] If I were her parents I would put her up for adoption after witnessing her actions on her season. Or on that [URL="http://vevmo.com/f77/child-trader-1705/?highlight=child+trader"]child trader website[/URL] Bacchus posted a while back, LOL.
[QUOTE=stacee_danielle;14323]If I were her parents I would put her up for adoption after witnessing her actions on her season. Or on that [URL="http://vevmo.com/f77/child-trader-1705/?highlight=child+trader"]child trader website[/URL] Bacchus posted a while back, LOL.[/QUOTE] The other women from the Sydney season have moved past this. I'm always amazed that "fans" frequently demonstrate an inability to do the same. Not criticism, just commentary. ;)
[quote=V1man;14331]The other women from the Sydney season have moved past this. I'm always amazed that "fans" frequently demonstrate an inability to do the same. Not criticism, just commentary. ;)[/quote] yeah, i get it...BUT I just can't seem to move on past it...maybe if she ends up on a challenge and acts differently then I will move on but right now every time she is brought up I think of how she acted in that house towards Parisa and the poor lil lady at McDonalds. No matter how many times she says the words came out wrong...you can't rearrange the words that she said in any way to not sound racist.
[quote=V1man;14331]The other women from the Sydney season have moved past this. I'm always amazed that "fans" frequently demonstrate an inability to do the same. Not criticism, just commentary. ;)[/quote] Agreed. While watching the Sydney season she truly came across as a detestable person but since the season ended I have really never thought about it again. Perhaps if she were featured on a Challenge and displayed the same attitude I would. But I think the whole mess got a bit of closure, at least to me, since Parisa (love ya Parisa!) forgave her and has moved past it. Sure they're not best friends now as Bacchus said in abother thread, but they can now co-exist. As far as her "racist" comments - as cotemptable as they were - they seemed to be more rooted in a general sense of xenophobia than outright racism. While watching the Sydney season the whole Parisa vs. the rest of the females in the house just screamed out to me "Mean Girls". Kelly Anne seemed like a sweet girl at heart but quite the misguided follower, same with Ashli. Which brings me to the female I disliked the most of that cast - Shauvon - perhaps moreso because she hails from my hometown of Sacramento, CA. Such a poor representative of our city. Sure dumb drunk acting, spoiled, big boobed, average looking, clown makeup wearing females are a dime a dozen but this one had a national stage to display all those negative characteristics. What bugged me the most about her was all that talk of Parise being her friend and how quickly she turned on her because she didn't conform to Shauvons definition of how "friends" act. All the talk of how Parisa "sided" with the boys over the girls - gasp - how dare she be nice and interact with those in the house who actually treated her better than the Mean Girls in the house?!!? What nerve!! The thing that really got me was her go to speech/explanation of "Where I come from thats not how girls act, you don't do that to your girls." Umm just a little lesson for you deary - just because you say something and believe it to be true does not make it so - or right for that matter. I know this may be an extreme example but it would be like a Klan memeber saying "Where I come from we use the n word and hate minorities." And you're telling me this girl got into college and wrote a freakin advice column?!?! Sorry for the rant. Apparently I had some unresolved issues with that ******* and never let it out until now.
[QUOTE=El Rey;14354]Agreed. While watching the Sydney season she truly came across as a detestable person but since the season ended I have really never thought about it again. Perhaps if she were featured on a Challenge and displayed the same attitude I would. But I think the whole mess got a bit of closure, at least to me, since Parisa (love ya Parisa!) forgave her and has moved past it. Sure they're not best friends now as Bacchus said in abother thread, but they can now co-exist. As far as her "racist" comments - as cotemptable as they were - they seemed to be more rooted in a general sense of xenophobia than outright racism. While watching the Sydney season the whole Parisa vs. the rest of the females in the house just screamed out to me "Mean Girls". Kelly Anne seemed like a sweet girl at heart but quite the misguided follower, same with Ashli. Which brings me to the female I disliked the most of that cast - Shauvon - perhaps moreso because she hails from my hometown of Sacramento, CA. Such a poor representative of our city. Sure dumb drunk acting, spoiled, big boobed, average looking, clown makeup wearing females are a dime a dozen but this one had a national stage to display all those negative characteristics. What bugged me the most about her was all that talk of Parise being her friend and how quickly she turned on her because she didn't conform to Shauvons definition of how "friends" act. All the talk of how Parisa "sided" with the boys over the girls - gasp - how dare she be nice and interact with those in the house who actually treated her better than the Mean Girls in the house?!!? What nerve!! The thing that really got me was her go to speech/explanation of "Where I come from thats not how girls act, you don't do that to your girls." Umm just a little lesson for you deary - just because you say something and believe it to be true does not make it so - or right for that matter. I know this may be an extreme example but it would be like a Klan memeber saying "Where I come from we use the n word and hate minorities." And you're telling me this girl got into college and wrote a freakin advice column?!?! Sorry for the rant. Apparently I had some unresolved issues with that ******* and never let it out until now.[/QUOTE] Not to worry. You are safe -- Shauvon recently moved to San Diego. An odd occurrence: the car with her personalized license plate was parked next to a spot that Evelyn parked her car in. No, they didn't seen each other. Just another "Big city, small world: story...
[quote=V1man;14358]Not to worry. You are safe -- Shauvon recently moved to San Diego. An odd occurrence: the car with her personalized license plate was parked next to a spot that Evelyn parked her car in. No, they didn't seen each other. Just another "Big city, small world: story...[/quote] So many San Diego/Shamu/Sea *********************** devices/ personalized license plate jokes running through my head....must...resist. The whole reality world, especially RW/RR family, seems so ********* whether intentional or not, almost creepily so. I guess thats what happens when you take an easy way to "fame" and parlay it into being paid to make club appearances. And thats why I have more respect for older cast members who actually went on to do something else in their lives or translate their experiences into other relatable business ventures (a la Beth) rather than those that do Challenge after Challenge and club appearance after club appearance. I think it comes down to, and others have noted this before, that the Real World was originally intended as a learning/life experience (for the cast and us the viewers) vs. the seemingly exploitative junk enternainment it is now. I can't hate on it though because I still watch it (since season one - have only missed Boston, Paris, Chicago and half of Seattle) and find it to be highly entertaining - almost shamefully so sometimes - and understand that the audience and the ratings dictate the nature of the show.
[quote=stacee_danielle;14335]yeah, i get it...BUT I just can't seem to move on past it...maybe if she ends up on a challenge and acts differently then I will move on but right now every time she is brought up I think of how she acted in that house towards Parisa and the poor lil lady at McDonalds. No matter how many times she says the words came out wrong...you can't rearrange the words that she said in any way to not sound racist.[/quote] Yep! Not to mention the fact that we don't have to play the Hollywood ******** game and pretend we adore everyone. We can tell it how it is, because we don't have to earn our livings promoting clubs or w/e with Trasha.
[quote=El Rey;14354] Which brings me to the female I disliked the most of that cast - Shauvon - perhaps moreso because she hails from my hometown of Sacramento, CA. Such a poor representative of our city. [/quote] Amen to that! Most of us in Sac do *not* look or act like Shauvon. Well, except of course for the few of us that work at Gold Club Centerfolds, myself not included, of course. :D
Ahh you're familiar with Gold Club? I haven't been there in years. But you're right she totally looks like that type and back when I actually used to go that was the type I would avoid. I know that in general we go there for escapism and fantasy but there as such a thing as too plastic or too made up. Blecch. You know what was surreal about that place - the amount of girls I graduated with that went on to work there and getting a lap dance from one. OK sorry for the semi off topic rant but the mere mention of that place brought back some funny memories.
[quote=El Rey;14383]Ahh you're familiar with Gold Club? I haven't been there in years. But you're right she totally looks like that type and back when I actually used to go that was the type I would avoid. I know that in general we go there for escapism and fantasy but there as such a thing as too plastic or too made up. Blecch. You know what was surreal about that place - the amount of girls I graduated with that went on to work there and getting a lap dance from one. OK sorry for the semi off topic rant but the mere mention of that place brought back some funny memories.[/quote] Hahaha! Well, I wouldn't say I'm familiar with Gold Club. I've never been there. But I've known friends of friends that have been strippers. Now that I think about it though, she looks more like the type of girl that works at The Embers. :D. In Sacramento as you know, breast implants aren't that common, so when girls get them that big it's pretty much a given that they dance.
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uuuugh, Trisha makes me want to puke.
[QUOTE=LocaCola;14376]Yep! Not to mention the fact that we don't have to play the Hollywood ******** game and pretend we adore everyone. We can tell it how it is, because we don't have to earn our livings promoting clubs or w/e with Trasha.[/QUOTE] You may need to explain yourself a little more fully than you have. Exactly what do you mean? Who is playing the "Hollywood ******** game?"
[quote]uuuugh, Trisha makes me want to puke.[/quote]I don't think you fully understand how dire the situation is! Puking might be a normal first response to adversity, but things are much worse! Nick was in that picture and got [SIZE=4][I]wiped from existence[/I][/SIZE] when those two [COLOR=Red]Super Nova's[/COLOR] came together, only leaving his hand! [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]ahhhhhh! [/B][/FONT] Forget puking! We need to teleport to an alternate/parallel universe ASAP!
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[quote=V1man;18246]You may need to explain yourself a little more fully than you have. Exactly what do you mean? Who is playing the "Hollywood ******** game?"[/quote] I think I know where she was trying to go with that..... [B]But [/B]it's not about "********ing" at all, it's about [I]mutual respect [/I]for [I]all posters![/I] Oh, and for Bacchus.....[SIZE=5]ZOMG SUPER NOVA END OF THE WOOOOORLD[/SIZE]!!!! :D
[QUOTE=Bacchus;1935][B][SIZE=4]Trisha Cumming(s) to a College near you?[/SIZE] [/B] [IMG]http://www.mm-agency.com/trisha-cummings/real-world-trisha.jpg[/IMG] I was sur**** the internet, looking for interesting gossip, when I happened upon the [URL="http://www.mm-agency.com/trisha-cummings/"]MM Agency Website[/URL]. I saw that they had the recent cast of [B]The Real World Sydney[/B] listed in their D-List reality stars for hire section, so I decided to give a click and see what type of skills each of them were offering. It was there I came upon this absolute gem: [B] Trisha loves the club scene? [/B]Ahahaha! No kidding, Right? [B]Trisha talking about self esteem? [/B] Ehehehehe! I assume this "lecture" involves verbally assaulting others to increase ones perceived self worth? [B] Trisha talking about balancing partying with responsibilities?[/B] Ohohoho! Ummm....not so much! [B] Trisha sharing Christian Values?[/B] Are you F***ing joking? P.s. I can't help myself when it comes to really bad title puns![/QUOTE] what do you mean about her balancing partying with responsibilities? i mean, she was casted to live in a house and do nothing...what type of responsibilities were you looking to see her live up to? when it came down to the cast job, she was pretty focused on that and the other team knew she was a threat because all three of them, isaac parisa and her, were fun and responsible...
Truth time, Bman. You wouldn't object in the slightest if Trisha offered to whisper something prophetic from proverbs or Samuel II in your ear at 3 am... and again at 4 and 5... Man up! ;)
I can't answer for Bacchus but my answer would have to be a quote from Pulp Fiction - "Personality goes a long way". Besides, to me, she reminds me of Janice from The Muppet Show those Sydney guys were right in rating her and shauvon about 6's and they have been a bit generous. Shauvons rack probably awarded her an extra point
[quote=Bacchus;18247]I don't think you fully understand how dire the situation is! Puking might be a normal first response to adversity, but things are much worse! Nick was in that picture and got [SIZE=4][I]wiped from existence[/I][/SIZE] when those two [COLOR=Red]Super Nova's[/COLOR] came together, only leaving his hand! [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]ahhhhhh! [/B][/FONT] Forget puking! We need to teleport to an alternate/parallel universe ASAP![/quote] hahaha, I was wondering Why Parisa had such a dark hand, LOL. [quote=V1man;18319]Truth time, Bman. You wouldn't object in the slightest if Trisha offered to whisper something prophetic from proverbs or Samuel II in your ear at 3 am... and again at 4 and 5... Man up! ;)[/quote] :puke: at the thought of anyone having to wake up beside Trisha...blech. I am not saying that she is not pretty, her personality makes her hideous though. I don't know if Bacchus would be able to sit through her nightly hypocritical prayers long enough to even get to the good stuff before.
[quote=El Rey;18351]Besides, to me, she reminds me of Janice from The Muppet Show[/quote] BFFs: [IMG]http://images22.fotki.com/v762/photos/1/1358776/6397118/tjbff-vi.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://images25.fotki.com/v907/photos/1/1358776/6397118/tjbff2-vi.jpg[/IMG]
ROFLMAO :lol2:
hahahahaha! Now that is funny. I finally see what you mean.
LMAO Ah that made me forget about that end of universe type pic on the other page...oh oops thinking about it again.
[QUOTE=maybeshesright;18397]BFFs: [IMG]http://images22.fotki.com/v762/photos/1/1358776/6397118/tjbff-vi.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://images25.fotki.com/v907/photos/1/1358776/6397118/tjbff2-vi.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] If we had a "post of the day" award, I'd be voting for you right now. Major props!!!! I'm sure Trisha would laugh it. So which one of you is sending it to her??? ;)
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MSR you never cease to make me laugh!! :D
[quote=Bacchus;18404]I finally see what you mean.[/quote] I told you. It was only today that I was able to remember the Muppet characters name though. I was too lazy to go look for a good pic but I knew another Vevmo member would pick up the slack
yes!!! that is hilarious, thanks MSR..
[quote=El Rey;18444]I told you. It was only today that I was able to remember the Muppet characters name though. I was too lazy to go look for a good pic but I knew another Vevmo member would pick up the slack[/quote] Ohh....you told me that...lol. Well I knew that I heard it, but I forgot where.