Jersey Shore favorite Quotes

When they all said goodbye.

Vinny: [QUOTE]I swear to God that looks like a garbage bag! I think Victoria should have kept this one a Secret.[/QUOTE]

Vinny's Uncle Nino: [quote]I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' ***, ya know what I did? I switched *****in' doctors![/quote]

I don't religiously watch, but here are the two from Snooki that I found quite hilarious. "Fried pickles changed my life" "I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan"

The situation to angelina " you shut your mouth you dirty little hampster" the situation "Angelina is like the Staten Island ferry, its free and everybody gets a ride."

[QUOTE=dorkyydaniel;216255]and then vinny to Jwow when there about to go out to a club and jwow is wearing a shirt where you can partically see her ***** and vinny says "jenny you forgot your shirt."[/QUOTE] Vinny:[QUOTE] It's like your ****.. it looks sick.. but it's fake. [/QUOTE]

Snooki's line on how the lesbian rate is rising in the US cause men are such *****.

[QUOTE=fabulous788;216231]I don't religiously watch, but here are the two from Snooki that I found quite hilarious. "Fried pickles changed my life" "I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan"[/QUOTE] Those are by far my 2 favorites!

[QUOTE=dorkyydaniel;216255]and then vinny to Jwow when there about to go out to a club and jwow is wearing a shirt where you can partically see her ***** and vinny says "jenny you forgot your shirt."[/QUOTE] In the same episode like five minutes later, Vinny gave a speech about J-Woww. "Jenni's t-ts definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rework the laws of physics, and work it around Jenni's t-ts."

Pauly D- "T-SHIRT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "CAPS ARE HERE" "I was thinking of bringing the girl I love as well, and thought that you should come as well" (not sure that's how it went, but it was a funny line) Snooki- "I'm not white, I'm Tan!" ***** "Fried pickles changed my life" "I was charged by a freaking hippo" "Lobsters eat worms" (or something like that Situation- "Dirty little hampster" "Oh we got a situation" "Staten Island dump" Vinny(funniest person in the show IMO) "It's like the Bronx Zoo" "How you like my sloppy seconds bro" "Angelina have that staten island girl attitude, and she talks like this" (mimicking Angelina) "You look like Rob Kardashian" "Mikes sister looks like him" the whole pink eye topic! Ronnie- Everything he said about snooki looking like a dinosaur fighting, because her little arms can't reach ***** "I'm not in school, don't test me, I'm not good with test" (he said something similar to that) Jwoow (favorite cast member) "I'm going to smoke my goat weed and **********" "I use to beat up girls like that in high school" "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water" "She called Snookers fat & that like triggered me, umm, so I threw my drink in her face." "It's juice-head central right now, I'm in heaven." And the EXTREMELY funny moment in season 2, when Snooki friend brought a grenade for Jwoww *****! Her face reactions is what makes me laugh the most! Can't stand Sammi so I just tune her out every time ;)

[QUOTE=producer88;228920] Ronnie- [B]Everything he said about snooki looking like a dinosaur fighting, because her little arms can't reach[/B] ***** "I'm not in school, don't test me, I'm not good with test" (he said something similar to that)[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY7yAQOPVSM]YouTube - Rex[/url]

[QUOTE=molds13;228923][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY7yAQOPVSM]YouTube - Rex[/url][/QUOTE] *****!!!!! I LOVED THAT MOVIE! Meet the Robinsons <3 Perfect explination for Snooki! Thank you Molds, for that :)

"First off all, and second off all..." LOL, So unedumicated.

Sam: "Ron goes to the bathroom and leaves me standing alone with the luggages." Uh, Sammi, the plural for "luggage" is still "luggage"...

[QUOTE=Buck05;230629]Sam: "Ron goes to the bathroom and leaves me standing alone with the luggages." Uh, Sammi, the plural for "luggage" is still "luggage"...[/QUOTE] They're all so dumb! :D

In the preview for the rest of the season, when Snooki was being taken off by the police, you could hear her say "You boys are no fun." I laughed for at least five minutes. She's so cute.

[QUOTE=dorkyydaniel;230744]Deena "Dont talk to me the way your talking to me!" and When Jwow was about to fight sammi, she looks at ron and says "Stay out of this" [B]and when she saw Sammi "ugh"[/B][/QUOTE] Haha, yeah I liked that part a lot!

The Situation: "I had to pull the eject button."

Does Sammi say anything other than, "We're done, I'm done." Or "That's not okay."

"I'm like a walkin' holiday"

[QUOTE=Buck05;238957]Does Sammi say anything other than, "We're done, I'm done." Or "That's not okay."[/QUOTE] Hahaha I don't think she does, sometimes she adds, "What don't you get" before saying "That's not okay."

"It's like putting, like, a watermelon into a pin hole. That's a metaphor for Vinny's *****"

"tonight is the night to party, get it all out, freakin do everything you can. Have *** with a old man and then steal and plant and then get arrested" - Snooki A reference to Johanna? I think so :)

[QUOTE=Buck05;238957]Does Sammi say anything other than, "We're done, I'm done." Or "That's not okay."[/QUOTE] Yeah, she says "I'm sick. This makes me sick to my stomach" [QUOTE=producer88;228920] Vinny(funniest person in the show IMO) "Angelina have that staten island girl attitude, and she talks like this" (mimicking Angelina) Jwoow (favorite cast member) And the EXTREMELY funny moment in season 2, when Snooki friend brought a grenade for Jwoww ***********] LOL I almost died when Vinny imitated Angelina. I usually think he's nice but pretty lame, but his impersonation and Jwow laughing at the guy were definitely 2 of my favorite moments on the show out of the 4 seasons by far. Other funny quotes: Ronnie: "She's beating a dead horse at this point. At some point, when the horse is dead, you gotta leave it alone." "José is definitely getting played. Like a piano." Snookie: "That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that, cause they're alive when you kill it." *silence* "Jiminy Cricket." The Situation: "What? what?? you should have felt bad at the club, when I was grabbin' up on your ***!" JWoww: You're going home? You're outta here? Nice meeting you! Snooki: Toodles, *****. Deena: What's that church called? ... It starts with a V... Vatican? Ronnie: Vatican. That's the one that Leonardo da Vinci painted with his hands. Vinny: I'm pretty sure it was Michelangelo.