This is from The Duel when they have to blow up their rafts. And CT passes Evan's raft as it's sinking.
CT "I don't think Evan even blew up his raft. I think he just tucked it under his arm and went for a dip."
<3 CT
From the Island
Robin "You're going to wait to the last week, till they sail off and leave you on the island?"
Johanna says "Yeah, actually I'm going to wait till the last week till someone gives me their key!"
Robin responds "That's your game plan then? You're going to f*** your way to the end?"
[url=http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2011/07/20/the-challenge-rivals-skinny-dipping/]VIDEO: Jenn + Laurel + Skinny-Dipping = Hot And Bothered Boys MTV Remote Control Blog[/url]
when the girls go skinny dipping
"Life is good, that's all I got to say" -CT
Inferno 2, after getting a clue that for some reason leads them to believe they're eating bugs: "Yeah, I like bugs! I have crabs right now. I just keep 'em. It feels good."
Miz talking about his break up with Trishelle: "The day we broke up, she was making out with someone else...and had a new boyfriend. Then, she made out with 5 guys right in front of me."
Darrell: "FIVE! Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five!"
- Inferno 1
lol, a quote on who the biggest competition was on the Duel 1 from Evan:
"Oh I think it's gotta be CT, the guy walks around like a freaking viking, with a hairy chest. He barely speaks ******* English, he's almost ********! He's trainably ********."
[QUOTE=jacy1023;260220]This is from The Duel when they have to blow up their rafts. And CT passes Evan's raft as it's sinking.
CT "I don't think Evan even blew up his raft. I think he just tucked it under his arm and went for a dip."
<3 CT[/QUOTE]
**** I could just picture that scenario in my head. CT has some really good one-liners.
Kenny-"I want Robin on my boat just as bad as I wana get kicked in the balls by a horse"
Wes-"Yeah cause I am getting little hints dropped to me from the ****** bag group"
Brad "yeah yeah yeah little duckling status, gotcha man"
Wes to Danny "....lol I dont even know what that means"
Danny " yeah I dont either"
Wes "Yeah duckling status!"
Danny " yeah I am gonna try and use that in a sentence later"
Noor-" Carly comes up and starts making the noise of a pregnant manatee or a dying whale."
Ryan-"I was like well even though I don't like you, Iam the gay guy so I should probably hug you and make you feel better and then she goes off and wanders in the woods and she finds this wizard like cane." (talking about Katelynn getting injured on FM2)
The way Darrell says "inferno" cracks me up!!
"That boy Alton run across the ladder like a monkey. That boy is a monkey for real." -Darrell, Gauntlet 1
"If I get Dead Man's Drop...I'm a dead man." -Theo G., Gauntlet 1
"This puzzle is MINE. M-Y-N-E." -Theo V., Gauntlet 1
"Timmy says 'I'll go'. Timmy, what is you doing, Timmy? What's wrong witchu? You don't needa' go! Stay! Be coo', be coo'!" -Darrell, Inferno 1
And these aren't necessarily funny (and certainly not nice), but the way Robin says these cracks me up:
"Which proves a point that you're a *****!" (in her little singsong voice accompanied by clapping...LOL)
"Does he date you NO, does he want NO, ya know why? Because you're a *****!"
"I've been on how many challenges? Seven? If rules are going to change it needs to be SPOKEN that it's changed!!"
Veronica after Jodi's change up- Inferno 2
I love Veronica!
this entire confessional.
[URL]http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/404593/finger-wagging-and-head-shaking.jhtml[/URL]
"B****, THIS AINT THE PROM!!! THIS THE M***** F****** CLUB!" - Jasmine
Kenny (after Evan loses the Jungle): A strong wind came by and I got like...this thing in my eye and like...it was bothering the **** out of me. So it looked like somethin' else was goin' on!
Kenny: Just when you thought you could count us out, the Kansas City Chief and Mr. Beautiful come out, with the big win, when it matters most!
Wes: Next time make the challenge exactly what it was today! Involve swimming, lock him up so he doesn't have to do anything, make me do everything! LOAD THE GUN!
Kenny: CH-CHH
Wes: BOOM!
Susie (On The Ruins SH!@# They Should Have Shown): 28 people on this show working out like steroid maniacs and who wins the most money? Me! This girl, worked out zero times.
[QUOTE=ballinbroken;268512]On the Inferno 1 when Ct takes Davids place in the Inferno:
"I just don't have confidence in David going in there eating cookies and drinking milk"-Ct[/QUOTE]
To me, what makes this really funny is that CT is being serious when he says it.
[QUOTE=ballinbroken;268512]On the Inferno 1 when Ct takes Davids place in the Inferno:
"I just don't have confidence in David going in there eating cookies and drinking milk"-Ct[/QUOTE]
For those that don't know it:
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOfy8UVniA&feature=related]MTV's The Inferno I: CT vs Shane - YouTube[/url]
Miz: And now we welcome to the aftershow Mike!
Mike: Hraaaaaaaaaaah!
Miz: Alright hey Mike.
Mike: HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Miz: That's all I am to you huh?
Mike: YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!
Rivals
Leroy - "I don't fear no man"
BOTS 1- Episode 13 (Human Aquarium)
Colin- "Having the judge tell Antoine nice *****... priceless."
BOTS 2 -Reunion
Coral- "my alliance was with the other girls that could win me some cash. It could have been Angela who I hated, it could have been anybody else, it could have been if Trishelle's dumb *** was on the show."
Inferno 1- Episode 13 (Fallen Angels)
CT- I think everyone here has contributed something to this team.
Leah- And I haven't?
CT- No
Inferno 1 - Reunion
Darrell- What happens in Acapulco stays in Acapulco.
Timmy- Unless you need a prescription to get rid of it.
Inferno 2- Hot Gossip/Reunion
CT- Beth... do you use botox?
Beth- No...
CT- Because your eyes don't move at all. They freak me out.
I also have to mention Evan's Fresh Meat interview with Blair. That entire clip was hilarious.
If I raise my voice at all people are ready to call the police, they all bear together, grab their pitchforks and torches and try to chase me out like i'm Frankenstein" CT
During the final, playing the animal guessing game while standing on the rocks.
Evelyn: Is this animal extinct?
Johnny: No. Okay...it's a ******* insect.
Kenny: Animal you idiot ****!
Johnny: It's an animal you *******!
Kenny: Insects aren't animals!
Johnny: Of course they are!
Evelyn: Okay...okay...
Kenny: Oh yeah, so you say 'My friend's got an animal, he's got an ant-farm.' No!
Kenny: You never thought you'd be doin this dumb **** huh?
Leroy: Bro...this ain't worth fifty grand.
Kenny: Why do I keep doing this? There has to be a better way to make fifty grand.
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