Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

[QUOTE=JL81790;273604]During the final, playing the animal guessing game while standing on the rocks. Evelyn: Is this animal extinct? Johnny: No. Okay...it's a ******* insect. Kenny: Animal you idiot ****! Johnny: It's an animal you *******! Kenny: Insects aren't animals! Johnny: Of course they are! Evelyn: Okay...okay... Kenny: Oh yeah, so you say 'My friend's got an animal, he's got an ant-farm.' No! Kenny: You never thought you'd be doin this dumb **** huh? Leroy: Bro...this ain't worth fifty grand. Kenny: Why do I keep doing this? There has to be a better way to make fifty grand.[/QUOTE] Was that really in the final or are you just putting together a possible conversation you think they might have had during that long sleepless night? I don't mean to sound stupid but I don't remember anything like this in the final even though I could easily imagine Kenny saying those things!!

[QUOTE=dagr317;273609]Was that really in the final or are you just putting together a possible conversation you think they might have had during that long sleepless night? I don't mean to sound stupid but I don't remember anything like this in the final even though I could easily imagine Kenny saying those things!![/QUOTE] Deleted scene on mtv.com.

[QUOTE=JL81790;273610]Deleted scene on mtv.com.[/QUOTE] Thanks, JL. I haven't been to that site yet but I'll go check it out.

The Final was fun to watch but a little exagerrated. I feel like they went a little too far like if they want people to not be able to make it to the end. P.S. : Do MTV still do the casting specials or Preview Special ?

[QUOTE=Mr.Quebec;273638]The Final was fun to watch but a little exagerrated. I feel like they went a little too far like if they want people to not be able to make it to the end. [B]P.S. : Do MTV still do the casting specials or Preview Special [/B]?[/QUOTE] No. There's really no point to do it nowadays.

During Laurel's rant on Paula, Laurel-"Get the **** out or shut the **** up." paula-"ahh ahh im still here," Laurel-"Im 39 years old im still on reality tv, i still haven't ******* won anything, shut the **** up. You stupid reject of a life." Paula-"Alright Laurel" Laurel-"Alright what else do you have to say.? you have Fake *****," Paula (intrupts)- "you're so friendly" Laurel-"You have fake *****, you're anoxeric, you can't get a ******* husband, you don't have kids, you're ugly. Shut the **** up."

My fav is DEFINITELY Brad on Inferno 2 after he gets a MASSIVE WEDGIE... "AND NOW IT'S A NECKLACE!!!!!" [0m:18s] "Congratulations you're a meat head son, but don't EVER put your hands on my underwear!" [2m:00s] [URL="http://youtu.be/nV8V3t58FjM"]http://youtu.be/nV8V3t58FjM[/URL]

Just watching the Rivals Finale and I thought these were funny.. *Kayaking the wrong way after just starting* Leroy: Im already exhausted. Michael: I know. Me too. --- *Michael and Leroy is in last place and just landed on shore after Kayaking* Leroy: Wheres the Fifty Grand, Did we win? --- Jenn: This is RIDICULOUS. This isnt even a final. This is MANUAL LABOR. --- *At the Final Feast Checkpoint* Leroy: Ima find out we eatin' DOG. This aint even STEAK! --- *When Mandi/Jenn get DQ'd* Mandi: I dont know whether to Cry or Laugh Hysterically. --- *Standing on the rocks at 5am* Leroy: I could go for some ******* Macaroni and Cheese right now man. --- LOL Leroy has some funny quotes.

Ep. 8 deleted scene from MTV.com. Kenny: I ****** hate this game. I hate it. Michael: Me too. Evan: Mike your not even playing it, your just here. We'll let you know whats up next.

The Rivals Reunion Wes: "You said you would fly to Kansas and kill my family!" CT: "What?"

BOTSexes 2 Theo: "If it were like a sewing machine shoot-off, sure the girls would be great, you know, they'd be firing out quilts and doilies at everybody, but it's not..."

(From the Derrick podcast on what RW/RR people would make for entertaining tv) Dan: We gotta have that kid with the powerful punch from Vegas. The one who ran across the room to punch Ty and Ty didn't even blink? We need that guy. Vinny: That's Adam...from Maine. Dan: That kid's a ******. That kid is a bad ***. When he punched Ty it looked like a butterfly landed on Ty's nose and gave him kisses.

"Everyone thinks because I'm black I can rap, that's so stereotypical, so stereotypical, I have probably been to jail too" Leroy on Rivals the **** they have shown

“If you think that by me and Aneesa going in it’s gonna help you out then go and vote for us in there, but if it’s not going to help you out umm well if when the voting happens remember you know whichever comes back it doesn’t really matter because you’ll still have us on your team like for voting for guy day if that makes sense.” – Robin Hibbard ,rivals.

"No one knows this, but the Miz is actually Mike, after he drinks his own bath water." -Timmy (Battle of the Seasons)

I always found these two Nehemiah quotes funny. Both involved Evan. Gaunrelt 3: Nehemiah refering ot Evan: "He's being the ***** that he knows he is, the **** *dramatic pause* inside." The way he said cracks me up. Then on rivals. "I'm playing this game with a bunch of ****** and I got the biggest one on my team!" Also, another favorite of mine from Rivals, one of the best especially with how it was edited.... "[I]CT[/I], [I]Please fly down[/I] here in [I]your[/I] ******** [I]cape[/I]! [I]Cause[/I] every body praises him [I]like[/I] he's a ******** [I]God[/I]!" -Leroy Right after he said the camera zoomed in on Tyler's eyeball and he looked so rattled, i laughed for a good minute.

"I'm struggling like a shot squirrel in a pile of ***." -Theo (Battle of the Seasons)

"You can hold my past up as much as you like bro but until you start giving me credit for the present, we will never make it together to the future." -Big Easy

"Everyone else is always saying this stuff about Cara, but I would not hear it in my eyes" Ace (Inferno 3)

On the island: Kenny- "Where do they get these new guys from" about Dave Rachel- "I don't know man, where did you come from Kenny? You didn't even have an original show"

[QUOTE=ballinbroken;280196]On the island: Kenny- "Where do they get these new guys from" about Dave Rachel- "I don't know man, where did you come from Kenny? You didn't even have an original show"[/QUOTE] One of the best quotes in the history of this show(Rachel's part moreso).

"This game is ugly, the inner circle is ugly" Rachel on Battle of the Sexes and also same quote on Battle of the Sexes 2. "Did I just fu78 myself" Rachel Battle of the sexes 2 when Katie decided she was not going to be team captain.

"It's called tough love, you treat them rough you get the ****" - Johnny Bananas

Camila (with her accent): "Johnny Bananas... he's got a sexy body, eventhough he's an *** and everybody hates him. I would marry him. I love you Johnny Bananas."

Theresa: "All I know is that Tina was in Fresh Meat 1 with Kenny and he called her a fat fu78 about 30 times, that's all I know."

[B]THE RUINS:[/B] [I]The whole deliberation scene in episode 5 was so sad, except for the part where they kept showing Wes and Veronica smiling, and when Wes explained to the Challengers what happened.[/I] [U]Wes[/U]: I can't even describe to you what just happened. It was decided Veronica was going in, just against who: Kimberly or KellyAnne. They brought the whole team in and they said "everyone, without talking, say who's going in and who they're going up against". And when that happened, apparently they hadn't gone and scurried into enough corners, and they chose Kimberly versus Ibis; Ibis took over Veronica. Pure comedy. Also, the argument between Ibis and Johnny right after: [U]Johanna[/U]: are you ok, Ibis? [U]Ibis[/U] [to Johnny]: Thank you, for, sticking to your word. [U]Johnny[/U]: Ibis, I didn't think our vote... [U]Ibis[/U]: Shut up. [U]Johnny[/U]: No, I didn't think our vote was gonna even count! [U]Ibis[/U]: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.. [U]Johnny[/U]: let me just tell you... [U]Ibis[/U]: SHUT up! don't talk to me! [U]Johnny[/U]: let me tell you why I said... [U]Ibis[/U]: Johnny. don't. talk. to me. [U]Susie[/U]: Johnny... [U]Johnny[/U] [to Susie]: no, because, she doesn't understand! [U]Ibis[/U]: ok, fine, can I have a minute? [U]Johnny[/U]: yes, you can, but... [U]Ibis[/U]: ok, SHUT THE *** UP! *silence* LOL someone actually shut Bananas' mouth. I like him but it's nice to see him in that position. [QUOTE=8thRoommate;231567] "Your **** wears scarves." - Ryan to Chet, Brooklyn dailies "She's my whale, and I'm Moby ****. wait was Moby **** the whale? What's that- Captain Ahab and she's my ****." - Andrew, DC[/QUOTE] Wow haha. So I was reading through the thread and stumbled upon this post. Just wondering, isn't this supposed to be censored?

Choo choo. - CT

"I'm going to 7th grade the **** out of this date" - Nate

"Maybe me and Gilbert aren't soulmates, maybe we aren't meant to be?"- Zach "Wait, does pigs get their period?"- Priscilla (I find her rhetorical questions to be so funny, she is growing on me) "We were besties, what the ****" -Nate

[QUOTE=lulax3;282186] "Wait, does pigs get their period?"-priscilla[/QUOTE] I laughed so hard at that...mainly because it reminded me of when my friend asked me, "Is there such thing as a female cat?".