Survivor: South Pacific - Double Agent

I'm surprised that Cochran caught the buffs that were thrown at him.

Soooooo...how long before Brandon tells everyone he's a Hantz? Any bets?

Coach isn't ******* around this time. I like it.

Setuna? The story of how...the coconut came to be? Who comes up with this ****? That's about as bad as when Erik came up with the merged tribe name for FvF.

Dawn definitely appears to have the most stamina out of any of the women. Seems like Jeff just says "_____ is looking strong!" and they'll drop their coconut.

Who wants to bet the first words out of Ozzy's mouth will be something to the effect of "Albert is super strong. He's a threat. He needs to go."

Holy ****, they weren't making this up. I know it's Wikipedia, but still: [quote]For a time, the goddess Hina lived as the wife of Te Tuna, the god of eels. But she grew tired of him and decided to seek love elsewhere. Telling Tuna that she was going to get him some delicious food, Hina left him and went onto land. Hina went from place to place, seeking a lover. But all the men she met were afraid to take Tuna’s wife, fearing the eel-god’s vengeance. Finally she met Maui, whose mother Taranga urged him to take the goddess as his wife. When the people round about learned that Maui had taken Hina as his wife, they went to tell Tuna. At first, Tuna didn’t care, but the people annoyed him about it so much that he eventually vowed to win back his wife from Maui. Along with four companions, Tuna rushed toward Maui’s home, carried by a huge wave. But Maui’s power turned back the wave and left Tuna and his companions beached on the reefs. Maui killed three of Tuna’s companions, while one escaped with a broken leg. Tuna himself Maui spared. Tuna actually lived in peace in Maui’s home for some time. But one day, Tuna challenged Maui to a duel. Each would take a turn leaping into the others’ body and trying to kill him. If Tuna killed Maui, then Tuna would take his wife back. Tuna’s turn came first: he made himself small and entered Maui’s body. When he came back out, Maui was intact. Now it was Maui’s turn: Maui made himself small and entered Tuna’s body, tearing it apart. Maui cut off Tuna’s head and, at his mother’s suggestion, buried it in a corner of his house. [B]In time, a shoot sprouted from Tuna’s buried head and grew into a coconut tree. That was how humankind acquired coconuts.[/B][/quote]

I do like the revote, although it's the wussy way out.

COCHRAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????? Why would you IMMEDIATELY turn around and say "I swapped, I'll explain it." WHYYYYYYY