Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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The Duel 2: 1) The mission where they had to pull ropes while suspended in the air and the last one every round had their rope blown up. Anyway, Diem fell, and Aneesa says: "Diem took a nasty fall in to the water, which left her a mark from her ********** to her neck." 2) The reunion show: it was about Rachel and Aneesa's relationship: Aneesa (claiming that she and Rachel were together for 5 months): "... and I knew that I had to move out in November" Rachel (interrupts): "Aneesa, this is the one thing that I do not like that you do." Aneesa: "Remember dates?" 3) The mission where the guys had to hold girls (who later dropped to a deep canyon): Diem: "You hold on to me for 20 more seconds! Don't, don't, don't you let me go! Don't let me go, don't let me go! You're going to the duel, you're going to the duel, to the duel! Evan: "Have fun down there."
"i slept in my uniform because i wanted to win today!"
"I got *****es plotting against me and they don't know if I'm there or not" - Coral BOTS2 Reunion "I'm like here we go again, lets watch Arissa cry and not wanna do anything again" - Arissa BOTS2 "Or hopefully Coral gets bit by a spider, or maybe Coral gets beat by Arissa, how crazy if Arissa really is a spider" - Theo BOTS2 "This might be my only chance to get to make out with Arissa...even if its cardboard" Theo BOTS2 "The fact that you even had a conversation that would entail ******* people on our team is ******* me off right now and will **** everyone off so take my advice and don't rehash" Kina Gauntlet 2 "I was stocked to hear Jo was the captain cause I know I can kick her ***" - Ibis Gauntlet 2 "Yo, I would power drop that ***** hollaback" "It sucks cause I know you dont wanna look like a punk on TV cause You WOULD HAVE" - Aneesa Gauntlet 2 "its not about who i can beat, its about who I can beat easiest" - Kina Gauntelt 2
[QUOTE=InfamousJoks;286274]"i slept in my uniform because i wanted to win today!"[/QUOTE] Classic, simply classic.
"Hey! I'll tell you this bro, I'll tell you this, if that was a big Marlboro Katie will hang on all day." (Theo Von/BOTS2)
"Don't talk about my f*****g kid, yo! Okay? Cause you don't know. You're not over there. So don't you say a f*****g word about me and my kid, *****. You want to try and tell me that I'm not a good mother? You don't know *** about me, guy. So ****** off. - Belou, BOTSeasons "(In the voice of Holly) 'You shouldn't have left her over by the glass. No, you're not a good mother.' You just told me that and I hope you never get a child, yo. I hope that for yo ***. You know why? Because you hit me, yo. Talking about my kid, so. You *****es. That's why you two meant for each other. You two *****es." - Belou, BOTSeasons "People are wondering about Belou. She's a single mom, they say she has a mullet- I think it's a style-mullet, by the way. She's funny, but she's honest. I kinda think it's cool." - Stephen, BOTSeasons "Everything's wet. Things start to smell. You can't sleep in your bed. I got dripped on. Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. First, I though it was Sean peeing." - Norman, BOTSeasons "When Mark laid down the word '***head,' I thought I was going to shizzle right in my nizzle." - Chris, BOTSeasons "I don't know what, but a bright little idea just popped into me head: LET'S PLAY NIGHTCLUB!" - Norman, BOTSeasons "She loves all these girls. She just wants to be friends with them, hang out, and do their nails. Whatever." - Piggy about Emily, BOTSeasons "My mom and my sister, they wouldn't like you because they are real black women with pride and honor. Thank you. With pride and honor." - Stephen, BOTSeasons "I don't know you mom and I don't know you." - Coral, BOTSeasons
Did anyone mentioned kenny's outburst when Big Easy was dying on gauntlet3," He's dying, she's crying, what the ****!" **** Classic
[QUOTE=Econ1260MetZ;291857]Did anyone mentioned kenny's outburst when Big Easy was dying on gauntlet3," He's dying, she's crying, what the ****!" **** Classic[/QUOTE] If you use the search feature...yes, at least three have, and another responded with how he liked it.
look around b****, there's only 3 of us - Coral Inferno Her personality sucks and she sucks - Coral Inferno
The Ruins reunion, Evan filming with a flipcamera or sth. Johanna: "We're gonna see, what MTV feeds us." ... "We have some vegetables for all the anorexic girls on our cast... I take that back." Evan: "Have you seen the girls on this cast? Everyone's well fed."
Paula and Robin argument (Duel II) Robin: "Your tits are a little too big for your body you fat *****!" Paula: "As you walk away with a pizza you fat idiot" Rachel: "Hey, stop with the fat insults because there are girls who are actually fat that watch this show"
After Paula got voted in to the Gulag Tyler: "I said from day one if I'm gonna play fair I'm gonna to have to go in a couple of times" Paula: "I didn't wanna play fair!"
[QUOTE=raskkii;292399]The Ruins reunion, Evan filming with a flipcamera or sth. Johanna: "We're gonna see, what MTV feeds us." ... "We have some vegetables for all the anorexic girls on our cast... I take that back." Evan: "Have you seen the girls on this cast? Everyone's well fed."[/QUOTE] Being well fed is something with which Evan seems to have considerable experience. Maybe he should have listened to Johanna about the vegetables...
"Hey ain't you the girl that got beat by Beth....that 50 year old" - Coral (G3) "Beth, betta be shaking in her boots, cause I'm ready to kill that bi**h" - Aneesa (G2) "She's got 50 lbs on me, and not to mention 50 years" - Coral (G3) No matter what anyone says, without Beth or Coral...half of this message board wouldn't exist ****
[QUOTE=V1man;293833]Being well fed is something with which Evan seems to have considerable experience. Maybe he should have listened to Johanna about the vegetables...[/QUOTE] hahaha. I can't blame him. He's pregnant and he has to eat more food for his baby.
Oh I have a good one its from the Duel 1 TJ says something like "Today the challange is pole dancing" The cast just starts laughing and TJ goes "Not that kind of pole dancing, now settle down"
I think every line in the ruins qualifies for this...
[QUOTE=MBlaze;293857]"Hey ain't you the girl that got beat by Beth....that 50 year old" - Coral (G3) "Beth, betta be shaking in her boots, cause I'm ready to kill that bi**h" - Aneesa (G2) "She's got 50 lbs on me, and not to mention 50 years" - Coral (G3) No matter what anyone says, without Beth or Coral...half of this message board wouldn't exist lmao[/QUOTE] I've always found Aneesa's comments about Beth to be great theater, especially since I know they have a great personal relationship. Coral and Beth's relationship is not much different. They plotted well together on G3 -- if only Evelyn had listened to them.
Vinny (on Wes): Leroy you better beat his ******* ***. Leroy (points at Vinny): I will. And then he does! (I thought Vinny made an even bigger idiot of himself with that speech he made and think he's a loser...the funny part to me was Leroy's response, not what Vinny said).
"I best them at everything.......this game.....and in life." -Wes Bergmann (BOTE)
Wes partner is a useless, air-guzzling troll. Every morning we would wake up and say "did you feed little casey, did you feed little casey" and someone would say"No, I didn't feed that b***h" And then we'd go on with our day - CORAL FM After show ****
Naomi scares me - Leroy BOTE
we already know that you're FAKE engaged to that skinny a** h** - Coral FM after show "I've grown to learn that it aint me....its THEM" - Coral FM After Show
The Duel 2 Reunion: The cast talks about the CT/Adam fight and Evan starts chanting (directed at Diem), "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" The Duel: I don't know if anyone will remeber this, but I always thought it was hilarious and it's stuck with me. After one of the challenges Derrick picks Jodi and drags it out pronouncing it, "JOOOOOODI" and Jodi mocks him and the way he said it right after. Please tell me someone remembers this?
The Duel 1: CT to Diem- "Try not to **** when you get up there. I know you get gassy when you're nervous."
[QUOTE=greenmonster;296026]The Duel 2 Reunion: The cast talks about the CT/Adam fight and Evan starts chanting (directed at Diem), "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" The Duel: I don't know if anyone will remeber this, but I always thought it was hilarious and it's stuck with me. After one of the challenges Derrick picks Jodi and drags it out pronouncing it, "JOOOOOODI" and Jodi mocks him and the way he said it right after. Please tell me someone remembers this?[/QUOTE] Hahaha about the derrick thing, its completely random, but yeah dude I totally remember that haha
"CT looks like an animal who's been shot with a tranquilizer dart." - Johnny
There were a few ones in this challenge: (Talking about the rookies) "It's like there's something very nice about being a virgin and I wouldn't know because I haven't been a virgin in a very long time" -Paula About the whole Vinny/Wes/Mandi situation: "Bye Vinny I hope I'll never see you cause I'll rip your top off" -Wes "They're blowing us tomorrow. Too bad Dustin's not here because he would have had this in the bag." -Johnny (About his relationship with Naomi) "Hooking up with females in the house. There's no way I could get away with it. She is gonna find out. I'm gonna end up dead and then whatever girl that I slept with and then any girl that knew about it and didn't tell her is probably gonna die too" -Leroy This is CT's hobby, smash heads and eat it- Johnny (while CT is eating an animal's head) The cast went to a club and Camila was dancing with a guy: Emily: Camila we have to go Camila: Leave me alone Emily: We are not gonna leave you. (To the guy) Go! Shoo! You are never gonna see her again.
"Don’t laugh at me when I have a plunger in my bed *****. EVER." – Katie (Ruins) "The most I’m going to remember about being in Thailand is lots of bugs and house full of *******s." - Katie (Ruins)
“Timmy says ‘I’ll go [into the Inferno]’. Timmy, what is you doin’, Timmy?! What’s wrong witchu? You don’t NEED to go! Stay— BE COO! BE. COO.” - Darrell; Inferno - Ep 1: Grope The Rope “I’m the only black male on this team. I’m gonna play this game like I’m running for my life like a runaway slave, and that’s how Imma do every mission.” - Darrell; Inferno - Ep 2: Bird Feeder “Nice job, Katie! There’s a lit cigarette down here for ya!” - Christena; Inferno - Ep 4: Climbing Wall “Miz, you are three men and one woman, all in one!” - Syrus; Inferno - Ep 5: Disco Domino Derby “Everyone else gets passes for being *****y sometimes, but when Coral’s *****y, it’s because she’s mean, and manipulative, and a big *****!” - Coral; Inferno - Ep 7: Ultimate Saturn Road Trip “Holly melted the ice with her evil witch hand.” - Coral; Battle of the Seasons - Ep 11: Rush Hour “I think it should be even. I don’t necessarily think that automatically becuase I have two *******, I should be going into the Gauntlet.” - Coral; The Gauntlet - Ep 4: I Scream “Mike is under some sort of ******l spell.” - Coral ; The Gauntlet - Ep 9: Inferno “I don’t care if you’re tired. I don’t care if yo' leg hurt. I don’t care if yo' booty itch. You need to come on. This is $150 000.” - Darrell ; The Gauntlet - Ep 15: Gold Rush

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