Not my favorite but I found it interesting.
On Rivals: Tyler- "Why do I have condoms missing? I'm the only guy brought condoms."
Okay, I understand that Tyler is gay and on that challenge Davis was in the house as well, but come on dude. You have 1 out of 25 other people, every other guy on the show has 14 out of 26 people, why you claim that your the ONLY guy to bring condoms?
[QUOTE=El Scorcho;301652]Not my favorite but I found it interesting.
On Rivals: Tyler- "Why do I have condoms missing? I'm the only guy brought condoms."
Okay, I understand that Tyler is gay and on that challenge Davis was in the house as well, but come on dude. You have 1 out of 25 other people, every other guy on the show has 14 out of 26 people, why you claim that your the ONLY guy to bring condoms?[/QUOTE]
Maybe he thought JD and Ryan K. is coming. Or it's gonna be Fresh meat 3. Lol
Vinny on BOTE:
"I do feel sorry for this pretty young blonde right here."... walks beside Mandi "This will teach you who to hook up with in the past." points to Wes "LOOK what you did to yourself."
Also a hilarious exchange in the same episode with Vinny and Sarah
Sarah: " So you broke up with your girlfriend , and moved in with this new girl after one day?"
Vinny: " [B]I didn't have a choice. I had nowhere to stay[/B], I had to hook up with a new girl every day for two weeks.. I didn't ****** every girl I stayed with though some of [B]them were fat chicks"[/B][B].
[/B] Pretty hilarious, pretty much sums up the kind of dude he is. I also like the fact he makes fun of girls weight, despite being very doughy and tubby himself.
[B]GIII Finale:[/B]
Evan: ROBIN, PUSH DOWN!
*Robin and CT stare with confusion*
Robin: What?
Evan: *mumbles something* PUSH DOWN!
Robin: What?
That actually made me burst out with laughter.
[QUOTE=wutzrenzi;301861][B]Classic:[/B]
Brad being arrested:
"They're laughing at me, arrest them bro!"
"Penal code? I didn't pull no penis?"[/QUOTE]
hahaha
I can't remember who it actually was about, but I believe it was Aneesa and Dunbar, who were messing around in bed. Paula says:
"All they claim she was doing was giving him a back massage. All I'm saying is, I don't know anyone whose back is in their front" as she motions towards her pelvic region, mockingly. Hahahaha
[QUOTE=JL81790;273604]During the final, playing the animal guessing game while standing on the rocks.
Evelyn: Is this animal extinct?
Johnny: No. Okay...it's a ******* insect.
Kenny: Animal you idiot ****!
Johnny: It's an animal you *******!
Kenny: Insects aren't animals!
Johnny: Of course they are!
Evelyn: Okay...okay...
Kenny: Oh yeah, so you say 'My friend's got an animal, he's got an ant-farm.' No!
Kenny: You never thought you'd be doin this dumb **** huh?
Leroy: Bro...this ain't worth fifty grand.
Kenny: Why do I keep doing this? There has to be a better way to make fifty grand.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like dialogue straight out of a movie lol.
Kenny: "Wes's weakness is his ugly face. No one likes an ugly person."
Kenny on Wes: "No one likes having an ugly person around, but since he's with me, I will project my beauty on him to help him out."
Kenny on Wes: "I always dreamed of being a ghost buster, and now I can. Bustin' ghosts is what I do."
Kenny on Evan: "A strong wind came by and I got like...this thing in my eye and like...it was bothering the **** out of me. So it looked like somethin' else was goin' on!"
Kenny: "Just when you thought you could count us out, the Kansas City Chief and Mr. Beautiful come out, with the big win, when it matters most!
Kenny: "Jasmine's got some explaining to do to her so-called 'boyfriend' back home. Tyrie is disgusting! He sleeps with his sneakers on. She's gonna smell like bacon for the rest of her life."
Leroy: "Everyone thinks cause I'm black I can rap, that's so stereotypical, so stereotypical, I've probably been to jail too!"
Leroy: "Who the **** is Jerry Hall? I listen to rap music, not Rock n Roll!"
Johnny: "I think Mark and Robin could perform very well. Mark; because he's got really long limbs and Robin; because this challenge doesn't require hardly any brain activity to perform."
Johnny: "They're blowing us tomorrow. Too bad Dustin's not here because he would have had this in the bag."
Mark: "My game plan was to not spin at all because I don't want a dizzy Robin swimming."
Mark: "Robin is actually doing exceptionally well: She hasn't totally freaked out and she's not crying yet!"
Nehemiah: "We're playing a game with a bunch of b******** and I'm playing with the biggest one on my team."
Evan: "So how does Mandi let everyone know she's not as loosey goosey as everyone thinks she is? she goes and has *** with Wes."
CT to Adam: "Will you be my friend yet?"
CT on Diem: "I just want to be on the same page as her, and I don't know what page she's on... or what chapter. I don't know what book she's reading."
Jasmine: "Hurry up, Jonna. This ***** is hot! "
Camila: "Johnny Bananas... he's got a ***y body, eventhough he's an *** and everybody hates him. I would marry him. I love you Johnny Bananas."
[QUOTE=Jasenic;276028]
*Michael and Leroy is in last place and just landed on shore after Kayaking*
Leroy: Wheres the Fifty Grand, Did we win?
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*At the Final Feast Checkpoint*
Leroy: Ima find out we eatin' DOG. This aint even STEAK!
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[/QUOTE]
deadddd O_o
A great quote from the final challenge on The Gauntlet III.
Kenny: Robin what the **** are you crying about? Chill the **** out!
Robin: I'm not crying!
CT: She's a girl, she's upset.
Kenny: Well what the ****? He's dying, she's crying! What the ****?!
Hahahahaha! Hilarious!
I wear a 32 double d braaaaaa, one **** alone could kick her *** - Coral Inferno.
the way she says bra>> ****
my alliance was with the other girls who could win me some cash it could've been Angela who I hated it could've been anybody else, if Trishelle's DUMBA** was on this show, it could've been her too - Coral Battle Of the Sexes 2
Angela was a little ****** and I dont wanna talk to her anymore ! - Coral BOTS2
You amaze me with what you put in your mouth - Tina BOTS2
why you pointin at ME, MOtha*****a ! _ Coral BOTS2
I love Queen Coral.
From The Ruins challenge dailies when Wes and Darrell are fighting by the pool.
KellyAnne: Darrell shut up!
Darrell: You need to shut up, ******!
Wes: Whoa! Whoa! Whooooa!
Darrell: I can't hit a girl! Why would I hit you!
Wes: Why would you call her a ******?!
Darrell: Cuz she's throwing all that **** around like she a male!
Wes: Why would you call her a ******?! Why would you call her a ******, dude?
Darrell: Cuz she look like you!
"Being in the inner circle sucked, SIKE I got to vote people off, thats the best position to be in, HELLO - Coral Battle of the seasons 1
"i'm still waiting for Stephen to swing down from a vine & some fatigue & get mad at me or something & throw a tomato at my head - Coral Battle of the seasons 1
".....i'm here w/ my kid, she's 6 month years old" - Belou lmaoooo battle of the seasons 1
" I feel sorry for him because he's pushing 40, he's unsuccessful &....he's an angry person" - Beth ****** Battle of the seasons 1
"Looks like everybodys after Beth because, well Beth sucks ***" Mike (RW:Miami) - Battle of the Seasons
"Stephen does not know how to handle himself, he's got some emotional difficulties" - Coral Battle of the Seasons
"I really wanna rip off their heads and shove it up their *****" - the Miz Battle of the Seasons
I went home early on the last challenge because I didn't really care about the last challenge and I don't really care about this challenge either.- Wes, Battle of the Seasons. Team interviews.
[QUOTE=El Scorcho;319309]I went home early on the last challenge because I didn't really care about the last challenge and I don't really care about this challenge either.- Wes, Battle of the Seasons. Team interviews.[/QUOTE]
Lacey's response: *gasp*......He needs a nap. *shrugs*
[QUOTE=El Scorcho;319309]I went home early on the last challenge because I didn't really care about the last challenge and I don't really care about this challenge either.- Wes, Battle of the Seasons. Team interviews.[/QUOTE]
LOL, what a lame excuse. If he didn't "care about the challenge" wouldn't he have just not signed up for it in the first place? Hahahahah.
*After hearing the prize money* do you know how much lip glosses and shoes I could buy with that? - Devyn (or something along those lines, IDK I'm not too good at exact quoting)
Devyn- "didn't Jemmye do sports or something?"
Preston- "no, not at all. She's really good at eating McDonalds."
I thought that part of the conversation was funny.
Lacey (BOTS2): "Wes' gotta brush his teeth cause we're gonna make out after we win" @ Wes randomly brushing his teeth.
[QUOTE=arilicious;319320]LOL, what a lame excuse. If he didn't "care about the challenge" wouldn't he have just not signed up for it in the first place? Hahahahah.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't he get paid just for showing up? I wouldn't care about the challenge either if all I had to do with show up and get paid, every season.
[QUOTE=arilicious;319320]LOL, what a lame excuse.[B] If he didn't "care about the challenge" wouldn't he have just not signed up for it in the first place?[/B] Hahahahah.
*After hearing the prize money* do you know how much lip glosses and shoes I could buy with that? - Devyn (or something along those lines, IDK I'm not too good at exact quoting)[/QUOTE]
Idk if you know this but the cast members do get paid to go away to these challenges, obviously some more than others. Wes is far past his prime and just shows up on these shows to get paid however much they pay him and he goes back to his regular life.
[QUOTE=mcteng2012;319846]Melinda's quote from episode 1, Battle of the Seasons 2:
I amm teamed with a mastermind, a person who never done these challenges, and my ex.[/QUOTE]
LOL @ Wes Being a Mastermind.
My boo Veronica after weaseling her way out of her first elimination on the Ruins...
"Ibis Vs. Kimberly" She looked so devious giving her little vote Lol!
And she's a challenge vet I'd consider a political mastermind
Danny: Trey looks like he's ready to go. He wants it. I'm ready to give it to him. But I hope he knows I'm ready to go the distance. This isn't going to be easy.
I wonder if this same string of thoughts rolled through his head when he first saw Melinda.
I was going to make a post in the "Perks of Being a Rookie" thread before it closed pertaining to this quote.
TJ said: "You've seen two games in the elimination, and there's two more. That's mental and strategy. Think about it."
LOL!
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