Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

[QUOTE=JL81790;333231]Duel 2 S*** Show Robin: Your tits are too big for your body you fat **** Paula: As you walk away with pizza you fat idiot Rachel: No! Stop with the fat comments 'cause there are girls who are actually fat who watch the show![/QUOTE] lol i don't remember this at all! That is hilarious!

That is pretty funny, especially coming from Robin.

Rachel, her eyes just ignite and flames start shooting out of them. She's like, 'We're going to play dodgeball!' Oh we're gonna win, we have a lesbian on our team! Yes! Lesbians always win dodgeball! [B] -Dan (Inferno 2) :sarcastic:[/B] Julie challenged me to a fight. I wear a 32DD bra. One **** alone could kick her ***. [B]-Coral (Inferno)[/B]

Pedro: "I don't like my peanut butter with scabs"

From The Island reunion: Ev: There was no need for you, Kenny, Paula to be disrespectful to people at all. Paula: Who was I disrespectful to?! Who? Ev: Me. Paula: Besides you!

Island Reunion: Aneesa: We lived together for 8 months. Rachel: We never lived together, Aneesa. I had an apartment, you moved in. ****, okay Rachel!

Guantlet 1: Theo about Veronica: I don't want the grim reaper on my relay team.

"I hope it's not breaking rocks against your forehead, cause I'll lose; but if it's singing Madonna songs, God, I'm gonna totally win." Dan on the Bad ***** in Inferno 2. Love it!

(Rivals Reunion) Laurel: And I really just want to say...for anyone out there struggling with an eating disorder... Kenny: Keep eatin' (points at the camera)

The Gauntlet: "Cara is doing quite nicely on the bull, and I'm going to give myself some credit for that... if you know what I'm saying." Dave (South Pacific)

I like this one for the irony (Fresh Meat II, 1st Challenge): Katelynn: It's the final round, and it's between Carley, Laurel, and myself, and you probably couldn't have three tougher girls. I mean Evelyn was standing right there...along with the other ten girls in the cast...

[QUOTE=lulax3;279356]“If you think that by me and Aneesa going in it’s gonna help you out then go and vote for us in there, but if it’s not going to help you out umm well if when the voting happens remember you know whichever comes back it doesn’t really matter because you’ll still have us on your team like for voting for guy day if that makes sense.” – Robin Hibbard ,rivals.[/QUOTE] ... Aneesa can you help me out here? Camera pans over to Aneesa who was obviously laughing at her teammate. That whole thing was the most perfect moment in the first episode of Rivals.

I'm probably posting in this thread waaay too often but, from one of the Fresh Meat 1 **** They Should've Shown things (Kenny and Theo are peeing outside) Kenny: I hope your ***** catches on fire. Theo: Whatever dude...I hope my ***** catches on fire too 'cause then I'll have...FIRE *****. Y'know what I'm sayin'? The girls'll love it you sicko. Kenny: The girls don't love you as it is. Theo: Whatever. I hope you get attacked by a bear...'cause there's no remedy for that!

[QUOTE=JL81790;335159] Theo: Whatever. I hope you get attacked by a bear...'cause there's no remedy for that![/QUOTE] Major cool points. Good to see nobody putting up with that nonsense.

Not enough people doing that either

Montana in a confessional: "I don't have a problem being monogamous.... ermmm..... well....erm I have a little bit of a problem being monogamous. But I still am monogamous when I'm in the same city as my boyfriend. I am."

Coral - "Mike is in some sort of ******l spell"

Road Rules 2, Timmy explaining Mardi Gras to Christian Timmy: They have these beads, and in order for the girls to get them, they have to... *mimes lifting up his shirt* Christian: Excuse me? Timmy: Excuse them!

Also from Road Rules 2 Devin: The easiest way to deal with Effie driving is for me to go to sleep, so if we die, I won't feel anything.

Effie wasn't half a character, I need to see that season again.

[QUOTE=Youssarian;338462]Road Rules 2, Timmy explaining Mardi Gras to Christian Timmy: They have these beads, and in order for the girls to get them, they have to... *mimes lifting up his shirt* Christian: Excuse me? Timmy: Excuse them![/QUOTE] I forgot about that--the delivery was perfect as well.

I'm currently watching Road Rules Europe and I have a bunch of GEMS from Belou (seriously, why has she not been on every single Challenge? She is gold) but I'll wait until I'm done. Til then: "You're dead! You're going in de water!" -Antoine, as he tries to shove Belou into the river.

Belou has been raising a family and working on her music career in Belgium.

[QUOTE=Desertpuma;339554]Belou has been raising a family and working on her music career in Belgium.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure someone recently (within the past year or two) asked her about doing a Challenge and she said of course. Just searched the post in the "Where Are They Now?" thread: "I wrote a message to Belou on facebook asking if she would be up for anymore challenges and she responded saying "of course". She also said she's working on an album so "look out for her". The best part about the message was that it was followed a few days later with some guy from Europe writing to me telling me he was kick my *** for talking to his girl. He accused me of trying to win a date out of her or something crazy like that. Basically if he's dating Belou, they're pretty much insane together. Romantic, I say."

I just got done watching Road Rules Europe and I have to say that Belou is one of my all-time favorite, if not my absolute favorite, cast members of any Real World, Road Rules, or Challenge ever. She is hands down one of the most entertaining people to ever appear on the shows. I think she could rival Coral even. Even when she wasn't losing her temper and fighting, to hear her personal struggles and to see her growth and hear her interesting philosophies was just great. It's a real shame she only did one Challenge. Without further ado, here are some of my favorite Belou quotes: "Ignorant *** mother****er" (to Antoine) "Weak stomach mother****er" (to Antoine) "It's making me crazy that he's licking Antoine's ***!" (mixed up the phrase "kiss ***") "You know what I should do? I WILL KICK HIS ****ING ***!" (about Antoine) "Antoine looked like ****, ya know. I never saw worse boxing than that." "I love every person on Earth!" "I'm not modest" (proceeds to flash the lady. This was for a modeling challenge and the lady was like, "No one will see you change in the back room" and this was Belou's response) After fighting with Antoine all morning (including almost stabbing him and then almost getting pushed in the river...) "I hope people don't think I'm psycho. I'm just showing my feelings." Patrice: "That's not the way to deal with it." Belou: *looks offended* "I KNOW THAT'S NOT THE ****ING WAY TO DEAL WITH IT!" Michelle (who arrives late to the fight where Belou almost stabs Antoine): "I walk in on the whole scene and I'm like, did I miss something? You didn't like the breakfast...?" And lastly, this isn't a quote, but one time they're all arguing and then Belou tries to JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW. I was so stunned that she actually got up and almost threw herself out the window. Hahaha.

Don't cry RAN! -Brad San Diego

I don't care if the kid lives or dies... If you want to come in here acting like the big bad wolf, you better man up! I'll kick every freckle off your face you ugly little bas****. -Kenny talking about Wes on the ruins.

Fresh Meat 2 "O Vin is not getting any *** tonight, thats for sure." Danny (RW: Austin)

First scene on the Gauntlet... ROAD RULES KISS MY *** BABY! YEAH!!! Mike "The Miz" (RW: B2 New York)

Svetlana inquiring about The Everglades: "Is that a mall?"