Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

Real World Portland Reunion Jordan: I figured I could punk out like a little ****** or worst case scenario, I get a *******! Coral: HUZZAH!

Well, even though the last post was mine it was 3 weeks ago so: Rivals I: Jasmine (to Camila): You ****ed up her name and she told me what's going on...so do you wanna talk to me...she said you ****ed up her name... Jonna: Yeah...so if you don't know my name then why would you want to talk to me? Camila: Because you're saying ****... Ty: You know who cares about this argument? No one. That's who. No one cares.

No one ever posts in this thread so I guess double posting isn't a problem. (Rivals II after Cara pops out from behind the tires) Jasmine: Cara Maria...Cara Maria... Zach: Yay...it's Cara Maria... Camila: This just blows. Paula: Huge upgrade from Naomi...and I'm ******. Preston: She is the stupidest creature on earth. Johnny: Cara Maria...womp womp womp.

[QUOTE=JL81790;354291]No one ever posts in this thread so I guess double posting isn't a problem. (Rivals II after Cara pops out from behind the tires) Jasmine: Cara Maria...Cara Maria... Zach: Yay...it's Cara Maria... Camila: This just blows. Paula: Huge upgrade from Naomi...and I'm ******. Preston: She is the stupidest creature on earth. Johnny: Cara Maria...womp womp womp.[/QUOTE] And I will piggyback on that one: CaraMaria: Im not a surprise anymore, I'm just lame!

Cooke (on Cara Maria being her partner): She tweeted me something mean one time...

[QUOTE=Klounsnax2.0;354325]And I will piggyback on that one: CaraMaria: Im not a surprise anymore, I'm just lame![/QUOTE] I believe she said "I'm just late", referencing to how she was also falled in as a replacement on BotS

The Cara Maria entrance just made me cringe. I actually kind of like her, so it was painful to see.

She was saying she was late. She gets a bad rap for some reason.

The whole silence when Cara Maria arrived was simply just a big joke that Zach started, he told everyone that whoever Cooke's partner was going to be that everyone was going to be silent.

[QUOTE=Britney;354353]The Cara Maria entrance just made me cringe. I actually kind of like her, so it was painful to see.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Fullback12;354423]The whole silence when Cara Maria arrived was simply just a big joke that Zach started, he told everyone that whoever Cooke's partner was going to be that everyone was going to be silent.[/QUOTE] This is why bad editing can be such a drag. Personally, I would have edited Zach's plan into the story line, because I think it shows a greater level of bonding going on than BMP wants us to see; and, it would be great comic relief. Instead, they want to continue their "rival" BS who no one but the 12-14 yr olds watching for their first time believe.

[QUOTE=CherryPie;354346]I believe she said "I'm just late", referencing to how she was also falled in as a replacement on BotS[/QUOTE] Ooh. That makes sense. I seriously couldn't stop laughing because I thought she called herself lame and everyone was dead quiet.

[QUOTE=V1man;354427]This is why bad editing can be such a drag. Personally, I would have edited Zach's plan into the story line, because I think it shows a greater level of bonding going on than BMP wants us to see; and, it would be great comic relief. Instead, they want to continue their "rival" BS who no one but the 12-14 yr olds watching for their first time believe.[/QUOTE] I agree. I think that should've been shown. It would've brought more humor into the episode.

[b]The Challenge: Rivals II, Ep 3[/b] Knight: Send [Sarah] home. I'm sick of her ******* joy and shi*. You smiling everyday makes me wanna strangle you. Preston: We have incurred a thirty-second penalty for not completing the last challenge. I'm okay with it because I'm a man of my morals, so as long as I live and die by them, I'm okay with it [i]*Knight scoffs*[/i]

"That you are right now, like, going, and being like 'OH, YEAH YEAH YEAH, I'm here, I'm here', I cannot ******* believe that you are like -exasperated expression and shrug- it's like, ridiculous!" -Trishelle (thanks Mind Riot for typing up the quote in another thread)

Ayanna: If Aneesa was in the middle of the road, and a train was coming, she wouldn't get hit. That's all I have to say. Aneesa, Cynthia, Sophia: *confused looks* In the Bombs Away mission on Battle of the Sexes 2 (the mission with the cardboard cutouts of everyone) "Derrick, you **** midget! Look at your sorry ***!" -Tina, upon seeing the minuscule height of Derrick's cutout

"This seems like a big ole cornucopia of dudes. Like if this were a pasta, it would be testosteroni." -Theo Von

Angela (talking to Steven): "And I'm really attracted to him [Frank], and that's a big deal because I haven't been attracted to anyone in the past year." Steven: "But we're all attracted to Frank." *Frank walks by* Steven: "I'm telling you, right now I have a HUGE b****."

"THIS IS A RACIST *** GAME! Y'ALL ALL RACIST! I'MMA BLOW UP ALL Y'ALL HOUSES! BLACK POWER! Nah I'm playing." -Shawn, upon being eliminated from Battle of the Sexes 2

Rivals II (Episode 4, at the vote, TJ walking in) Jordan: Ladies and Gentlemen...TJ Lavin (Entire cast does the wave except for Cara Maria and Cooke) TJ: Bravo you guys...thanks for nothing Cara Maria and Cooke. 'Ppreciate it. Rest of the cast: Ooooooooh!

" im afraid of heights its natural for a person not to want to fall off a waterfall " Paula rivals

Mandi talking to CT about *** " you could pull my hair and choke me" CT confessional " Mandi is nuts she wants me to choke her, sounds like jail time to me, no officer she wanted me to choke her"

Challenge Screening Room Episode 3 (I don't know the Girl Code and Guy Code people's names) (watching the Trishelle/Aneesa fight) Guy: Yeah Trishelle... Girl: Right Trishelle...act like you're gonna hit a black Jewish girl... Guy: Yeah like that's allowed... Girl: Act like you would EVER hit Aneesa. (Aneesa stiff-arms Trishelle) Guy: SNAP SON! GOT THAT BLACK JEWISH ELBOW RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!*******! --- Guy: What the **** is wrong with Trishelle? Girl: I don't even know... Guy: She's the worst. And I'm very tolerant.

Gauntlet 3, when Ryan and Tyler are making out Kenny: Oh my God...what the f***, they're killing each other!

Cooke: "We're like - turn around listen to the ocean - the oceans that way!" Cara Maria: "Just keep going straight." Cooke: "No." Cara Maria: "Can we just move, like, standing here is doing nothing!" Cooke: "Wait, just listen..." Cara Maria: "...to what!?" *ZAP* *scream*

"Let him shake"

[QUOTE=Youssarian;359493]"THIS IS A RACIST *** GAME! Y'ALL ALL RACIST! I'MMA BLOW UP ALL Y'ALL HOUSES! BLACK POWER! Nah I'm playing." -Shawn, upon being eliminated from Battle of the Sexes 2[/QUOTE] He needs to come back

"Trip to Jamaica: $625 ... Buying Aeropostale clothing: $22 ... Having one of the judges tell Antoine "Nice *****": Priceless." -- Colin, BOTSexes 1

[QUOTE=Nostalgic;372278]He needs to come back[/QUOTE] For a second there, I thought Youssarian was quoting Kevin Powell.

[QUOTE=Desertpuma;372279]"Trip to Jamaica: $625 ... Buying Aeropostale clothing: $22 ... Having one of the judges tell Antoine "Nice *****": Priceless." -- Colin, BOTSexes 1[/QUOTE] I think I'm one of the few that liked Colin...great quote for sure

"you want a show I'll give you a ******* show"