Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

Ty on rivals " Laurel you're tall as **** and your legs got ****a cellulite, very attractive "

Derrick vs Brad on The Gauntlet 2: Derrick: YOU ARE SHOOTING ME DOWN...FOR NO ****ing REASON! Brad: I AIN'T SCURRRED OF YOU, FAMILY!

Battle of the Sexes cast intro Puck: I'm Dave Puck. San Francisco Real World. Um. I'm from my mom's womb.

Real World B2NY/Road Rules The Quest meet up Coral: Yes. I saw Adam's *****. And I saw Mike's ***** too! That's some **** I didn't need to see. I'm scarred for life.

Challenge 2000 Piggy: I really don't want to talk about this Los: Well can we talk about the money then? Piggy: Can we talk about you shutting the f*** up? Gosh, I miss Piggy so much. I wonder where she is today.

A drunk Brad shortly before he gets arrested on RW: San Diego Brad: Yeah, loser! You're real hard, dude... Yeah, old ***, receded hairline ***, wassup?! Wassup, baby?!

Duel 2 Dunbar: He doesn't even deserve to be breathing right now! Davis: Oh, really, Dunbar? Dunbar: Yes! Davis: End me, then. End me, Dunbar! END MEEEEEE!

Real World: Chicago Keri (to Kyle): I'm going to work! I'm doing something responsible instead of just staying home and b****ing and playing around and fixing your hair and playing with your balls like you do ALL DAY LONG!

Rewatching Sydney and Cohutta cracks me up Ashli: Hi, nice to meet you, what's your name? Cohutta: Cohutta Ashli: Spell that for me Cohutta: C-o-h-u-t-t-a. Say that again Ashli: Cohutta Cohutta: Atta girl

Here's another one Cohutta: If you're pregnant your coming to Georgia. End of story. Cause I'm the most fertile guy in the world.

I don't know why I find this one so funny, but on the Ruins: Evan: God bless Susie and her Amish looks.

Fresh Meat, Coral and Wes making fun of Casey Coral: It took her twenty minutes to put a triangle together... It wasn't even isosceles! Coral: I bet you would even lick my ***. Casey: I would! Coral, I would lick your- *Wes covers her mouth*

Watched Fresh Meat 1 for the first time since it aired. Watching it again made me realize it wasn't as bad of a challenge as I thought..some funny quotes... "He needs a nose job, and I need some liposuction" - Tina [about her and Kenny after beating Theo and Chanda" "Makes me in the mood for barbque" - Tina (after watching Wes and Casey spin around on the log mission) "Whats wrong with you?" - Diem "What do you mean?" - Tina "Whatever" - Diem "Are you serious" - Tina (after voting Diem and Derrick into Exhile) Tina was hysterical on this challenge (and all others). Her , Wes and Casey were the standouts of this one!

"Every girl here is HOT"-Jay "Let's see what the DOES without (slaps herself) Ashley here!" This one annoyed me because it was the first night and the trailer told differently.

Gauntlet 3 Reunion: Host: Johanna? Are you and Wes still together? Johanna: No we broke up. Host: Aw. Why? Johanna: We just did. He's a really great guy but... Kenny: They finally got electricity in the apartment and she found out what he looks like with the lights on! Johanna: Kenny's just a hater because he knows that even though I'm single now I still won't hook up with him. And then she slept with him on the very next challenge.

Theo V. on the Battle of the Sexes 2 Reunion show(in regards to Tonya) "We were just thumb wrestling. But we were 'using all our thumbs.'"

Fresh Meat 1 Linette: "Two people that have no hear are staying" Casey: "You know what Linette? Why don't you kiss my ***, because if I didn't want to be here, I wouldn't have just massacred you, in the exile :)"

Fresh meat Coral" my boy Evan is the best guy" Tonya " no mine is" Coral" he outran a black dude! That means something in my book"

Fresh Meat Reunion Kenny: "Is is possible to pop your knee back in??" Coral: "Yeah it's possible you ******* *******! Is it possible for you to never where those jeans again?!" Lol!!!!

Evan to me has had some of the funniest quotes in challenge history. We got an ex fat kid, a father, an *******, a canadian, and a married woman vs a fembot and a poet. hahah Also when he talked about Mike and Paula on Rivals. I will forever miss Evan's commentary.

Shavonda talking about the crab grab mission on Inferno 2: "This challenge sucks my ***."

Cory about Brian: "He makes me feel like I'm in Chemistry class. I'm not 'bout Chemistry class."

Coral's "veteran" video on Fresh Meat... Evelyn: *reaches up to touch Coral's face* Coral: The f*** you touching me for? Evelyn: Your skin is so clear! Coral: Why are you touching me? Do you think I look fake? Do you think I look like a fake person? Coral looked and sounded SO offended hahaha!

Ex-Plosion reunion Jay: (about Jenna) Not dating her has made me realize that I really want to be with her. Lauren: ...But you only saw her Sundays!

I recently rewatched Rivals II, finished Battle of the Seasons, and watched a few episodes from the first Rivals and I found some pretty funny quotes. Frank on Rivals II about Jemmye- "Who the **** is a Jemmye other than one of the ugliest *****es to ever be cast on one of these shows!" Wes on Rivals II to Johnny- "I have a BMW, a Porche, a moster truck, a house, and 30 companies! Suck my ****!" Wes on Battle of the Seasons- "There isn't a single chance in **** that someone could be more calm at going in to something like this than I am. Not only because I'm good but I've done it more than anyone in the history of the world." Dustin on Battle of the Seasons to Frank- "You wanna get street *****?! Come get some!" Zach on Rivals II- "I feel like a soccer mom at an amusement park with a fanny pack just hustlin' right through this thang." Camila on Rivals about Jonna- After bugging Jonna to talk to her for 30 minutes she says, "Apparently your the attention queen. I have nothing to talk to you about, you little piece of ****."

"Hi Susie...how are you?" - Veronica on the Ruins talking to Evan (as Susie was eavesdropping on her conversation about how Susie, Johanna and Ibis planned on sending Veronica into an elimination round) Something about this that made me laugh

Camila (to CT): You're a loser with a beard!

Susie on the Free Agents ep. 2 after show: "Jessica should really focus on not saying dumb things and doing well on the challenges" (about Jasmine) "I really respected her proclamation on 'I AM GOING TO BE A W****!'" (about Jasmine) "She's down for the***********!"

LaToya: "I'm about to walk my happy *** down there and help this ***** up the wall."

Camila's quote from episode 1 of Free Agents when she talked about returning. And the Free Agents promo with CT where he was like high pitched at the end about getting laid.