[QUOTE=El Scorcho;402816]I recently rewatched Rivals II, finished Battle of the Seasons, and watched a few episodes from the first Rivals and I found some pretty funny quotes.
Frank on Rivals II about Jemmye- "Who the **** is a Jemmye other than one of the ugliest *****es to ever be cast on one of these shows!"
Wes on Rivals II to Johnny- "I have a BMW, a Porche, a moster truck, a house, and 30 companies! Suck my ****!"
Wes on Battle of the Seasons- "There isn't a single chance in **** that someone could be more calm at going in to something like this than I am. Not only because I'm good but I've done it more than anyone in the history of the world."
[B]Dustin on Battle of the Seasons to Frank- "You wanna get street *****?! Come get some!"[/B]
Zach on Rivals II- "I feel like a soccer mom at an amusement park with a fanny pack just hustlin' right through this thang."
Camila on Rivals about Jonna- After bugging Jonna to talk to her for 30 minutes she says, "Apparently your the attention queen. I have nothing to talk to you about, you little piece of ****."[/QUOTE]
why is this blocked? the rest were funny as ****.
[QUOTE=Dash_Vegas!;392660]Fresh Meat 1
Linette: "Two people that have no hear are staying"
Casey: "You know what Linette? Why don't you kiss my ***, because if I didn't want to be here, I wouldn't have just massacred you, in the exile :)"[/QUOTE]
Wasn't that Shane's partner? And what episode was that?
[QUOTE=Nostalgic;404369]Wasn't that Shane's partner? And what episode was that?[/QUOTE]
It was and it was after she just lost to Wes & Casey in episode 12
[QUOTE=Challenge 17;404371]It was and it was after she just lost to Wes & Casey in episode 12[/QUOTE]
lol nO WONDER. Looking at the airdate i was just finishing job corps.
"Nany seems like a very nice person... when she's not making out with dirty strippers." -Isaac
Someone please post the quote from Zach about Nia on tonight's episode! I forgot what it was but it had me laughing!!
Zach: "Sweet Devyn, who wears dresses and heels, versus ratchet Nia who walks around in her underwear and sucks her thumb..."
The way LaToya said Cohutta's name when she picked him for her team. It was so weird. Like "coo-hoo-ta"
Fresh Meat 2, Dirty Mouth challenge
"Laurel out there in the water lookin' like a shark lookin' for prey. She does a little, woo-hoo, I can hear you! Carley run right into her, she say gimme dat ball, b****!" -Darrell
"I wish that I wasn't so erratic within my emotions. I wish that I could not set a pattern for an extreme behavior within a negative realm"
Who said it?
[QUOTE=TeamLandon;409332]"I wish that I wasn't so erratic within my emotions. I wish that I could not set a pattern for an extreme behavior within a negative realm"
Who said it?[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a Brian quote.
"I've been seriously manhandled on the island of Tobago!" -Jo's crazy self on the Gauntlet 2. Lol
"We're doing well without Bad, Beth, and Beyond" -Timmy, Gauntlet 2
[QUOTE=Youssarian;412589]"I've been seriously manhandled on the island of Tobago!" -Jo's crazy self on the Gauntlet 2. Lol
"We're doing well without Bad, Beth, and Beyond" -Timmy, Gauntlet 2[/QUOTE]
" I will sue this whole ******* Island!
[QUOTE=LurkerNoMore;412651]"She wrote in her journal the other day, 'I hope my kid comes out with both hands'." - Johnny[/QUOTE]
That was messed up, even though you hate the kid, that's not something you should say. I kinda wanted to root for Bananas because Jordan is insufferable, but he is making it hard for me.
[QUOTE=nevidcm;412812]That was messed up, even though you hate the kid, that's not something you should say. I kinda wanted to root for Bananas because Jordan is insufferable, but he is making it hard for me.[/QUOTE]
I honestly felt bad for laughing. I think this quote was not anywhere near as bad as the one Johnny made after his elimination with Isaac though. When he made this comment, it was not malicious but intended to elicit laughter. He even said "this is going to be bad" before he said it, acknowledging it was not the best comment to make, but he meant no ill will by it. Had Johnny said it in an antagonistic context, then it would have been much worse.
"What a gentlemen you are Landon, thank you for getting the pens and paper, you were gone just long enough for us to decide to throw you in the duel" - Evan
Ruins Dailies:
Susie: We're making a list of ways that Wes and Cohutta are similar. What was after controlling?
Evan: Cohutta's controlling?
Susie: He says he might be...
Cohutta: I might be a little controlling. I'll be like...hey! Don't jump off that bridge! Or...don't stick your fingers in there, it's sharp!
Since the episodes are locked now I can't quote it exactly but, from The Ruins **** They Should've Shown:
Evan: Johnny's got a good ***. I mean, right? It's a good ***. It's probably been through a lot though...
Devyn was great last night "what the **** is this, this isn't like any barbecue I've ever been to, where's the food, TJ's got some explaining to do"
" Aneesa has been in 73 million 448 thousand point 12 elimination rounds and I've been in one"
"You can find another wig at another beauty supply!" -Leroy to Devyn
"I finally get picked first!" -Preston, on being voted into the elimination
Theresa: "They're afraid of the wrath of Laurel"
Aneesa: "What the - what's she gonna do?!"
"You best get your froggy *** off the tracks!" -Cohutta, about Preston
[QUOTE=Youssarian;416231]"You can find another wig at another beauty supply!" -Leroy to Devyn"I finally get picked first!" -Preston, on being voted into the eliminationTheresa: "They're afraid of the wrath of Laurel"Aneesa: "What the - what's she gonna do?!""You best get your froggy *** off the tracks!" -Cohutta, about Preston[/QUOTE]I loved Devyn's response: "But not on sale!!!!"
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