Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

[QUOTE=Katiedid;424464][B][U]RR Down Under:[/U][/B] *after Susie steals a pair of bowling shoes* Piggy/Christina: Gods going to punish you. Susie: GAWSHHHH......gang up a little more next time? Piggy you're a sl*t. [B][U]RW New Orleans:[/U][/B] *Jaime hurls a dead blowfish at Melissa* Melissa: You don't know how to play with girls![/QUOTE] And that's why i can't stand Susie.

[QUOTE=Youssarian;417811]When Nick meets the original cast on RR X-Treme and tells them he's gay... Patrick: I don't have any problems with gay people, so don't worry. Nick: Alright. I don't have any problems with straight people either.[/QUOTE] LOL, Its a shame when Nick is more interesting than Patrick. He was like RR's version of Jay Gotti the douce.

Kim on The Ruins: "I go home Broken, wet and sad" lol

Isaac, Duel 2 "Well, Rachel's a lesbian... And not a "I didn't get hugged by my father so I make out with girls at random parties" lesbian.... No, I think she's an [I]actual[/I] lesbian. Like she actually likes girls."

You see, that is why Isaac needs to do more challenges besides he would've had 3 under his belt by now.

Real World Paris reunion Christina: Simon got more kisses from the ladies than anyone else! Simon: Yo, yo, yo, I'm a hoe.

[QUOTE=Nostalgic;428273]And that's why i can't stand Susie.[/QUOTE] And why so many love her For example, "You smell like a ******...but in a good way"...lol

[QUOTE=kvm1977;432601]And why so many love her For example, "You smell like a ******...but in a good way"...lol[/QUOTE] "Don't be mad you're going in the inferno, people are dying"

[QUOTE=kvm1977;432601]And why so many love her For example, "You smell like a ******...but in a good way"...lol[/QUOTE] Not a very good example though. LOL. I liked Danny's response to Jo on G2. "Wait a minute, *****". it was snappy and fast.

[QUOTE=Youssarian;432560]Real World Paris reunion Christina: Simon got more kisses from the ladies than anyone else! Simon: Yo, yo, yo, I'm a hoe.[/QUOTE] I guess now it would be "thot". lol. keeping up with the joneses BUT PARTLY INSPIIRED by K.Bell in Scream 4.

[QUOTE=Nostalgic;433184]I guess now it would be "thot". lol. keeping up with the joneses BUT PARTLY INSPIIRED by K.Bell in Scream 4.[/QUOTE] What are you trying to say to me?

You have no idea where you are right now, all you do is see shapes and colors - Ryan Leslie to Mackenzie on the reunion. *****

[QUOTE=JEKFAN;434962]You have no idea where you are right now, all you do is see shapes and colors - Ryan Leslie to Mackenzie on the reunion. **********] Ryan was such an *******, I wanted him to do a challenge so bad!

I always thought it was funny how Kimberly said numerous times on the Duel 2: "Physical contact is not my thiiiing." And then ended beating Robin and Ruthie.

[QUOTE=raskkii;438766]I always thought it was funny how Kimberly said numerous times on the Duel 2: "Physical contact is not my thiiiing." And then ended beating Robin and Ruthie.[/QUOTE] Well, physical contact didn't play much of a role with Robin and she outsmarted Ruthie Kimberly vs. Jenn kind of proved that right but she put up a nice fight with Susie during The Ruins She did say that a lot though--haha

"Adam's a self-proclaimed 'leader', but he's not leading my *** anywhere!" -Katie, RR: The Quest They have to do some sort of mission involving cleaning lamb skins and they have to stomp on the lamb skins while submerged in pigeon excrement Mission Leader: "This is a job, you must do this" Katie: "Do you not...? Do you- the [i]smell[/i]... I don't live like this!" Mission Leader: "You're being a poor worker." Katie: "I don't even care if I'm a poor worker. I really don't."

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the fight between Veronica & Tonya: Tonya: You don't make fun of a girl that is half you're age.... Veronica: Pffft, who is half my age here? Who? Are you half my age ? Tonya: Not now Veronica: And not ever Tonya: You've been malicious and mean and you think you can make up for it. Veronica: Make up for what? I'm not trying make up for *****..(pause) Tonya: *itch ! Veronica: Tonya...I wanna say *itch Tonya: Then say *itch Veronica: I....I....I...I'm not trying to be malicious Tonya: Then go away! Veronica: Why would I do what you want me to do! Tonya: WHY WOULD I DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO! Tonya: We are gonna stand here and flash each other's ******* Veronica: Who's flashing? Tonya: Yours Veronica: You're gonna flash my *******? Tonya: No Bananas: YESSS! Tonya: Will you not admit for a second that you were mean for once Veronica: Have I ever not said that I wasn't mean to you Tonya: HAVE YOU EVER SAID THAT YOU WERE MEAN ! (pause) Veronica: *laughs* Am I *laughs* Does that not mean the same thing Veronica: So fuc*ing get it together! Tonya: You get it together, figure out if you like a dic* or a vagin*! Veronica: I LIKE THEM BOTH !!!! I WANT THEM BOTH !!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !! Tonya: Kinda freaked me out a little bit Veronica: Really? You kinda liked it right Bananas: I'm sensing some sexual tension here Veronica: You're done? Tonya: I'm done Veronica: Okay, do you like dic* or vagin* Tonya: (pause) ****....

"Let's call a spade a spade!"

"I accept you" -Brian "Shut up trash" -Jenny

[QUOTE=DarkFights;454271]Veronica: Okay, do you like dic* or vagin* Tonya: (pause) ****....[/QUOTE] *****! That was hilarious! [QUOTE=JEKFAN;454296]"I accept you" -Brian "Shut up trash" -Jenny[/QUOTE] I love Brian & Jenny.

"She's going the right way. Mississippi is that way." Ryan as Jemmeye drunkenly stumbles down the street talking about how she's going home. Even though Ryan was the ultimate *********, he did have some hilarious moments. I'm rewatching NOLA 2 and episode 8 when Jemmeye goes insane is just hilarious.

[QUOTE=hafnerfan69;454342]"She's going the right way. Mississippi is that way." Ryan as Jemmeye drunkenly stumbles down the street talking about how she's going home. Even though Ryan was the ultimate *********, he did have some hilarious moments. I'm rewatching NOLA 2 and episode 8 when Jemmeye goes insane is just hilarious.[/QUOTE] When Jemmye is crying about Knight and Ryan's facial expression when he is on the phone and he goes "are you really crying about Knight" is priceless.

[QUOTE=hafnerfan69;454342]"She's going the right way. Mississippi is that way." Ryan as Jemmeye drunkenly stumbles down the street talking about how she's going home. Even though Ryan was the ultimate *********, he did have some hilarious moments. I'm rewatching NOLA 2 and episode 8 when Jemmeye goes insane is just hilarious.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JEKFAN;454347]When Jemmye is crying about Knight and Ryan's facial expression when he is on the phone and he goes "are you really crying about Knight" is priceless.[/QUOTE] Ryan was great! I'd love to see him stir up some **** on the Challenge!

[QUOTE=JEKFAN;454347]When Jemmye is crying about Knight and Ryan's facial expression when he is on the phone and he goes "are you really crying about Knight" is priceless.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=LurkerNoMore;454351]Ryan was great! I'd love to see him stir up some **** on the Challenge![/QUOTE] Or how about when Jemmeye's talking to herself while changing? He asks Sahar and Ashlee who she's talking to and when they say no one, the face he makes is terrific. I don't know how he would be on a challenge. It might be awkward and he probably wouldn't last too long. Though it would be funny to hear him do his interviews while he lasts.

[QUOTE=DarkFights;454271]Here are some of my favorite quotes from the fight between Veronica & Tonya: Tonya: You don't make fun of a girl that is half you're age.... Veronica: Pffft, who is half my age here? Who? Are you half my age ? Tonya: Not now Veronica: And not ever Tonya: You've been malicious and mean and you think you can make up for it. Veronica: Make up for what? I'm not trying make up for *****..(pause) Tonya: *itch ! Veronica: Tonya...I wanna say *itch Tonya: Then say *itch Veronica: I....I....I...I'm not trying to be malicious Tonya: Then go away! Veronica: Why would I do what you want me to do! Tonya: WHY WOULD I DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO! Tonya: We are gonna stand here and flash each other's ******* Veronica: Who's flashing? Tonya: Yours Veronica: You're gonna flash my *******? Tonya: No Bananas: YESSS! Tonya: Will you not admit for a second that you were mean for once Veronica: Have I ever not said that I wasn't mean to you Tonya: HAVE YOU EVER SAID THAT YOU WERE MEAN ! (pause) Veronica: *laughs* Am I *laughs* Does that not mean the same thing Veronica: So fuc*ing get it together! Tonya: You get it together, figure out if you like a dic* or a vagin*! Veronica: I LIKE THEM BOTH !!!! I WANT THEM BOTH !!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !! Tonya: Kinda freaked me out a little bit Veronica: Really? You kinda liked it right Bananas: I'm sensing some sexual tension here Veronica: You're done? Tonya: I'm done Veronica: Okay, do you like dic* or vagin* Tonya: (pause) ****....[/QUOTE] That entire fight was classic!! When Tonya said YUUUUURRRRRS(years) all crazy I was hysterical.

"Mallory. That's what I'd like my wife to look like." Adam King after meeting Mallory on RW Paris. I think we all want a Mallory to marry Adam haha. This is the first time I've ever seen Paris. The only thing I can think is that I'm so happy that Adam cut his hair when he started doing challenges.

[QUOTE=hafnerfan69;454933]"Mallory. That's what I'd like my wife to look like." Adam King after meeting Mallory on RW Paris. I think we all want a Mallory to marry Adam haha. This is the first time I've ever seen Paris. The only thing I can think is that I'm so happy that Adam cut his hair when he started doing challenges.[/QUOTE] I thought he looked good with hair on his head you know at least on BOTSexes 2. Does he have a girlfriend, right now.

More hilarity is when Ayiiya and CJ got into it and he made that ese voice. lo or how about Jenny doing that dance move with the knife.

But then he got the ketchup and he knows I'm scared of ketchup!! Jemmye Can't believe no one has mentioned CT - If Laurel was hungry she'd eat her own kid

"What it doooo" - Arielle first thing she says as she arrives in the house