Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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Sir Isaac Stout: "I am a firm believer in don't go out with somebody unless you're seriously considering marrying them. You gotta get around. You gotta navigate."
[QUOTE=LurkerNoMore;435004]Ryan was such an *******, I wanted him to do a challenge so bad![/QUOTE] He was one of the best trolls to hit the house.
Wow I totally forgot how brutal Alex was to the women. Jenn and Stephen get into an argument and Alex tells Stephen, "Steve, you know why she said it right? She said that cuz she wanted to hurt you as much as she was hurt. You can't look at her like an equal. You have to look at this person as a fragile thing. Everything she says is to get you to where she's at. What I think you should do is learn as much as you can about her and the next time something like this comes up, kill her where it hurts. You already know she didn't have a father. You take the most personal things you can ever think of and you crush her right there." OH MY GOD **** And of course Davis was there and immediately goes to Jenn and Colie to snitch.
Johanna: Me and Kenny are just friends KellyAnne: YAH I know I **** my friends all the time too
Andrew: "I didn't get any sleep last night. All I could think about was my *****." Emily: "Did you try and hide it?" Andrew: "No, I just kept poking her with it." Andrew has to be one of my favorite RWs of all time. I wish he would do a challenge just so we could see more of him, even though he doesn't seem athletically inclined. He reminds me a lot of Issac, who is another of my favorites.
[QUOTE=DarkFights;460148]Johanna: Me and Kenny are just friends KellyAnne: YAH I know I **** my friends all the time too[/QUOTE] Well, she does
"I Don't Wrestle I Beat *****es Up"-Coral(The Inferno 1)
Andrew: "I want to warn you, I'm not wearing any underwear. I know how you paramedics people are." As the paramedics are putting him on the stretcher.
[QUOTE=hafnerfan69;460857]Andrew: "I want to warn you, I'm not wearing any underwear. I know how you paramedics people are." As the paramedics are putting him on the stretcher.[/QUOTE] I miss Andrew!
[QUOTE=LurkerNoMore;460859]I miss Andrew![/QUOTE] He's definitely one of my favorite RWs of all time. I love the humerous guys that are laid back and don't take themselves too seriously.
My all time favorite was Brad after the wedgie " it took a second for me to realize that blotted son of a ***** just ripped my underwear out of my pants and yeah I'm mad"
[QUOTE=Challenge 17;460863]My all time favorite was Brad after the wedgie " it took a second for me to realize that blotted son of a ***** just ripped my underwear out of my pants and yeah I'm mad"[/QUOTE] I really can't stand Brad and I think that's where it all started. Maybe it was Sexes 2 though when he was ****** about 5 vets cutting him
[QUOTE=kvm1977;460886]I really can't stand Brad and I think that's where it all started. Maybe it was Sexes 2 though when he was ****** about 5 vets cutting him[/QUOTE] I was completely team mike for the whole wedgie incident which if it was any other guy, wouldn't have been a big deal and probably wouldnt have been shown. I hate Brad to and I love him trying to justify his reaction " you don't come at me like that and grab my underwear and don't know my pain " and the miz is just " its a wedgie dude everyone has gotten them" completely ridiculous but hilarious fight.
I think Brad must be one of the dumbest Challenge competitors ever. I also can't understand why he is perceived as a good guy, when he doesn't come off as likable at all in my opinion.
[QUOTE=audreyhorne;461023][B]I think Brad must be one of the dumbest Challenge competitors ever. [/B]I also can't understand why he is perceived as a good guy, when he doesn't come off as likable at all in my opinion.[/QUOTE] No doubt

Fresh Meat 2 reunion

Laurel: Alright so you're saying I'm cocky and talked shit about everyone else... Examples?

Carley: ...Go back and look at the **** show. Have you seen it?

I think Brad must be one of the dumbest Challenge competitors ever. I also can't understand why he is perceived as a good guy, when he doesn't come off as likable at all in my opinion.

I really can't stand Brad and I think that's where it all started. Maybe it was Sexes 2 though when he was ****** about 5 vets cutting him

All of this. Out of the old school people Brad is easily one of the worst. He was always a snake IMO but always got away with it due to his "good guy" edit. Cutthroat kind of exposed this though.

RW/RR Challenge 1999

Montana: "I think Mr. Big should be called Mr. My-Suit-Is-Three-Sizes-Too-Big"

Mr. Big [David from RW2]: "You can win up to $50,000 in cash! That's right! Not food stamps - cash!"

 

Derrick Kosinski to Evelyn on The Island finale:

"I just want to start off by saying, I really appreciate the warrior that you've been the entire time you've been here.  That's why I would love to sail over with you on that boat with you and hopefully you'll be the captain leading the way.  And I'll be like aye, aye."

"This might be by far one of the hardest challenges of my life." -Leroy

"Leroy you only did 2 challenges..." - Naomi

(After getting eliminated on Exes)

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"This might be by far one of the hardest challenges of my life." -Leroy

"Leroy you only did 2 challenges..." - Naomi

(After getting eliminated on Exes)

Hahaha OMG I loved that!!!

On Cutthroat when Bannanas said "Man, you hate to disrespect Brad's wife, but I can't stand the *****." I LOLed so hard.

Also the whole "Trim the Fat" thing from G3. The term has been used on other shows, but it was like a catch phrase used over and over by the Vets this season. All season they keep talking about "Trimming the Fat" aka getting girls off their team, and in the end they lost because of Easy's infamous collapse. The fattest competitor and the biggest piece of fat on their team is what lost it for them. TOO IRONIC LOL!

 

Well said Champy.

On Cutthroat when Bannanas said "Man, you hate to disrespect Brad's wife, but I can't stand the *****." I LOLed so hard.

Also the whole "Trim the Fat" thing from G3. The term has been used on other shows, but it was like a catch phrase used over and over by the Vets this season. All season they keep talking about "Trimming the Fat" aka getting girls off their team, and in the end they lost because of Easy's infamous collapse. The fattest competitor and the biggest piece of fat on their team is what lost it for them. TOO IRONIC LOL!

 

That was a great quote. It was so dead on about Tori. Brad tried to confront him at the reunion and he was like I mean Tori you can be a ***** sometimes and she basically sat there with this look on her face like I know. She didn't even try to argue it.

I'm Do-man and you're a Do-nut- Kenny

This one isn't on the show but it was said on Derrick's podcast. I was listening to it for a little white noise while I was doing other stuff today and this came up (in reference to Tyler being afraid of jumping onto the zipline during the 3rd challenge on Rivals)

 

Johnny: Tyler just isn't an extreme risk taker. Well...I guess you could say he takes a few risks with what he puts in his mouth and in his rear end...but that's a whole different thing. 

On Afterbuzz, they were talking about Dustin and Dunbar's **** ventures.

Tyler - "Dunbar's got a hot ****." 

On Afterbuzz, they were talking about Dustin and Dunbar's **** ventures.

Tyler - "Dunbar's got a hot ****." 

 

Like Tina said in ANOES "4 inches is not hot".

Also on Gauntlet 3 when Evan was talking about MJ and he was like "You look like Bo-Bo the Clown with your haircut". I thought that was pretty funny, considering MJ is a complete clown.

Wow I totally forgot how brutal Alex was to the women. Jenn and Stephen get into an argument and Alex tells Stephen, "Steve, you know why she said it right? She said that cuz she wanted to hurt you as much as she was hurt. You can't look at her like an equal. You have to look at this person as a fragile thing. Everything she says is to get you to where she's at. What I think you should do is learn as much as you can about her and the next time something like this comes up, kill her where it hurts. You already know she didn't have a father. You take the most personal things you can ever think of and you crush her right there." OH MY GOD **** And of course Davis was there and immediately goes to Jenn and Colie to snitch.

YES. I just recently re-watched Denver a few months ago and I remember this moment. Alex is one little smart *******, maybe too much for his own good. I think he's like a phycology(spelling?) major or something so it makes sense that he knows how to mentally/emotionally break people down.

Although Brooke really took the cake for me on the season. Her rants are seriously like reality TV Hall of Fame worthy.

Too bad Alex punked out on the Challenges though. He almost seems like a completely different human being if you look at him from Denver and then at his sole Challenge appearence, but it was only one episode I guess. He just legit gave up and punked out. Why even show up dude? Even Preston took a horrible fall on his first Challenge, and got his *** right back up and completed it.

 

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