Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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Just rewatched the Rivals 1 final. 

"Bet you guys wish you had Tyler on your side for this one." (Johnny at the eating part of the challenge) 

"Casey is a blonde hair blue eye Big Easy" - Brad 

So true

"I might be beautiful...... But that don't mean I won't kick your ***!!!"
"Abram has these wild *** ideas that he's huck Finn or something"
"This idiot, weighing all off 160 pounds, but an 100 pound girl on his back, and he really thinks hes Hercules"
My man Kenny

"I might be beautiful...... But that don't mean I won't kick your ***!!!" "Abram has these wild *** ideas that he's huck Finn or something" "This idiot, weighing all off 160 pounds, but an 100 pound girl on his back, and he really thinks hes Hercules" My man Kenny

I miss him so much.

TJ: Ok John, Simone said you can eat eleven patacones. 

JJ: What are patacones?

TJ: Yes. 

TJ: Ok John, Simone said you can eat eleven patacones. 

JJ: What are patacones?

TJ: Yes. 

I would have went off on TJ if he had said that to me.

you forgot the "ahkay!!!!"

"I might be beautiful...... But that don't mean I won't kick your ***!!!" "Abram has these wild *** ideas that he's huck Finn or something" "This idiot, weighing all off 160 pounds, but an 100 pound girl on his back, and he really thinks hes Hercules" My man Kenny

Ugh

TJ: Ok John, Simone said you can eat eleven patacones. 

JJ: What are patacones?

TJ: Yes. 

I would have went off on TJ if he had said that to me.

And then the whole rest of the cast would have gone off on you. 

TJ: Ok John, Simone said you can eat eleven patacones. 

JJ: What are patacones?

TJ: Yes. 

I would have went off on TJ if he had said that to me.

And then the whole rest of the cast would have gone off on you. 

And? Screw them.

"I might be beautiful...... But that don't mean I won't kick your ***!!!" "Abram has these wild *** ideas that he's huck Finn or something" "This idiot, weighing all off 160 pounds, but an 100 pound girl on his back, and he really thinks hes Hercules" My man Kenny

Not a sinlge lick of that was was funny or original. I don't get why people think that he and Evan are funny...People must have terrible senses of humor.

"I might be beautiful...... But that don't mean I won't kick your ***!!!" "Abram has these wild *** ideas that he's huck Finn or something" "This idiot, weighing all off 160 pounds, but an 100 pound girl on his back, and he really thinks hes Hercules" My man Kenny

Not a sinlge lick of that was was funny or original. I don't get why people think that he and Evan are funny...People must have terrible senses of humor.

Or you have a terrible sense of humor since the majority of the fans and castmembers think they are hilarious.

I'm with JEKFAN, I think kenny, Evan and Johnny are Hilarious. In that order. IMA come up with my favorite Evan quotes later.

I'm with JEKFAN, I think kenny, Evan and Johnny are Hilarious. In that order. IMA come up with my favorite Evan quotes later.

I think Evan is the funniest.

I can tolerate Bananas and Evan, but Kenny is so obnoxious, I would rather see Bananas ten more times than see Kenny on another one. 

"I might be beautiful...... But that don't mean I won't kick your ***!!!" "Abram has these wild *** ideas that he's huck Finn or something" "This idiot, weighing all off 160 pounds, but an 100 pound girl on his back, and he really thinks hes Hercules" My man Kenny

Not a sinlge lick of that was was funny or original. I don't get why people think that he and Evan are funny...People must have terrible senses of humor.

Or you have a terrible sense of humor since the majority of the fans and castmembers think they are hilarious.

 

Bullshit.

My favorite Bananas quotes

"I heard Casey can fit a full banana in her mouth, not me bananas but..... I'm gonna stop talking now"
"I'm not trying to be chauvinist, but doing the dishes, she's awesome at it!"
"Trey, you can only claim you have shrinkage after you jump in the pool"

"At Any given moment she can smell like 5 different colognes at at the same time" Timmy talking about Jodi on the Gauntlet 2 aftershow

"At Any given moment she can smell like 5 different colognes at at the same time" Timmy talking about Jodi on the Gauntlet 2 aftershow

Now Timmy was genuinely funny

"Davis, I don't know what to say.......... I'm going to f%&$*#-% kill you" Derrick

"At Any given moment she can smell like 5 different colognes at at the same time" Timmy talking about Jodi on the Gauntlet 2 aftershow

Now Timmy was genuinely funny

Agreed. Evan and Kenny's lame ***** can't compare to Timmy.

"At Any given moment she can smell like 5 different colognes at at the same time" Timmy talking about Jodi on the Gauntlet 2 aftershow

Now Timmy was genuinely funny

Timmy's retirement speech on inferno 3 will always get me... Loved it.

"At Any given moment she can smell like 5 different colognes at at the same time" Timmy talking about Jodi on the Gauntlet 2 aftershow

Now Timmy was genuinely funny

Timmy's retirement speech on inferno 3 will always get me... Loved it.

Just watched the inferno 3 for the first time recently. Such a great moment. 

"At Any given moment she can smell like 5 different colognes at at the same time" Timmy talking about Jodi on the Gauntlet 2 aftershow

Now Timmy was genuinely funny

Timmy's retirement speech on inferno 3 will always get me... Loved it.

Because it was so sincere.  Timmy is just a great guy and he truly loved these challenges.  Just disappointing that he was physically able to continue to do them

Speaking of the Inferno 3, on the first challenge when Tyrie drops the ladder and falls through the window (hilarious in itself) and then goes "some things I'm just not good at." I laughed so hard I cried. 

I love when they did the trampoline mission on the inferno three and everyone was top of each other and Timmy just yells" this is the most *** I've had in years!"

LOL when Davis tells Jenn she can lose some weight....

LOL when Davis tells Jenn she can lose some weight....

Had I been Jenn...

"I'm feeling disgusted cause I don't want to eat something this disgusting right now. I'm not... I mean I'm hungry but I'm not hungry for... for *****."

"As much as I want my mind to think it's like bananas in the smoothie, there's no way that this ***** is gonna be a banana in my mind."

Raquel about having to eat a cow's *****.

Speaking of the Inferno 3, on the first challenge when Tyrie drops the ladder and falls through the window (hilarious in itself) and then goes "some things I'm just not good at." I laughed so hard I cried. 

he made a weird noise when he dropped the ladder and the ladder fell thorught the window.

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