Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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Gauntlet 2 when Ace failed to hold the clutch down in the truck pushing challenge.

Julie: "What was it?"

Syrus: "He didn't hold the clutch down."

Julie: "What the ****!? Are you freaking kidding me? The clutch? The ******* clutch? Are you kidding me?"

The way Julie blew up was hillarious.

Julie's overration to everything that every happened made her awesome

When Sarah is the reason team brooklyn is being sent into the elimination round

 

" Sarah, do you not know how to give a proper ******* or something because i dont know how this is happening " Devyn the queen

When Sarah is the reason team brooklyn is being sent into the elimination round

 

" Sarah, do you not know how to give a proper ******* or something because i dont know how this is happening " Devyn the queen

DEAD. #queenDevyn

Nany: I never said I was the champion!

Nia: You were the champion of sucking every n***a off in this house baby!

Nany: :O What the **** Nia?

Nia: *** guzzling ****!

***** I love how Nia can be all about sucking **** on Portland, Free Agents, and Exes 2.
But if Nany be about the **** sucking she is considered a *** guzzling **** while Nia is considered a queen. No shade though because I love Nia.

^ I hope your not talking to me cause I never said any of that. Oh wait nvm lol

^ I hope your not talking to me cause I never said any of that.


***** noooooo I'm just saying in general... Hahaha Justin has been reading me the Nany hate that's on Facebook so I'm getting defensive over her XD. I thought she was only hated on Vevmo!

^ I hope your not talking to me cause I never said any of that.

***** noooooo I'm just saying in general... Hahaha Justin has been reading me the Nany hate that's on Facebook so I'm getting defensive over her XD. I thought she was only hated on Vevmo!

Yea I figured lol, IDK why people hate her but love KellyAnne who is just like her tbh (I love KA too but lol). But anyway that was just my fave Nia quote XP

^ I hope your not talking to me cause I never said any of that.

***** noooooo I'm just saying in general... Hahaha Justin has been reading me the Nany hate that's on Facebook so I'm getting defensive over her XD. I thought she was only hated on Vevmo!

Yea I figured lol, IDK why people hate her but love KellyAnne who is just like her tbh (I love KA too but lol). But anyway that was just my fave Nia quote XP


Truthhhhhhhh!

Gauntlet 2 when Ace failed to hold the clutch down in the truck pushing challenge.

Julie: "What was it?"

Syrus: "He didn't hold the clutch down."

Julie: "What the ****!? Are you freaking kidding me? The clutch? The ******* clutch? Are you kidding me?"

The way Julie blew up was hillarious.

Julie's overration to everything that every happened made her awesome

Agree 100% Julie was awesome and a good character.

The Gauntlet 2

Adam L. vs. Derrick - Name That Coconut

TJ: Which cast member was accused of trying to kill another cast member during a challenge?

*Derrick picks the "Julie" coconut

TJ: Julie is the right answer!

*shows flashback of Julie trying to kill Veronica on The Inferno

Julie: THAT'S THE WRONG ANSWER *****!

 

From Battle of the Sexes 1...

"Julie is really nervous that they're going to vote her off." - Ellen

 "Well...she should be, she's totally going home." - Lori                                                                                                                                                                                     

"But WHY? We came in 4th place! If she goes home that's totally bullshit and I'm going to say something," very Ellen of her.

 

This was actually from Lori's blog and not shown on tv but I find it hysterical.

 

 

 

The Gauntlet 2

Adam L. vs. Derrick - Name That Coconut

TJ: Which cast member was accused of trying to kill another cast member during a challenge?

*Derrick picks the "Julie" coconut

TJ: Julie is the right answer!

*shows flashback of Julie trying to kill Veronica on The Inferno

Julie: THAT'S THE WRONG ANSWER *****!

 

Battle of the Exes

Abram vs. Ty

Abram (confessional): TJ blows the horn AND YOU ******* GO FOR IT!!!!!! GIVE ME THE STICK YOU STUPID SON OF A *****! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! 

**** I love Abram in eliminations. He's one of my favorite cast members ever. I really wish we got to see an Abram vs. Derrick gulag on Cutthroat. 

 

The Gauntlet 2

Adam L. vs. Derrick - Name That Coconut

TJ: Which cast member was accused of trying to kill another cast member during a challenge?

*Derrick picks the "Julie" coconut

TJ: Julie is the right answer!

*shows flashback of Julie trying to kill Veronica on The Inferno

Julie: THAT'S THE WRONG ANSWER *****!

 

Lol her face made it all the more funny.

Battle of the Seasons 2

Second elimination - Easy/Camila vs. Danny/Melinda

TJ:  Easy, what happened man?  You ain't politicing right or what? 

Easy:  I don't give a **** about that.

TJ:  Sounds good to me.

BOTS2 - Episode 3 - Hook, Line, and Sinker

Chet:  Everybody's freaking out.  Devyn doesn't want to get her weave wet.  I don't want to fall and like skewer my *****.

Free Agents

*After Devyn voted for Leroy in Dilberation*

Devyn (Confessional): "I know Leroy won't be mad, all I have to do is shake my cleavage in his face & give him a hug & he'll be fine"

Lmaoo

Battle of the Seasons 2

Second elimination - Easy/Camila vs. Danny/Melinda

TJ:  Easy, what happened man?  You ain't politicing right or what? 

Easy:  I don't give a **** about that.

TJ:  Sounds good to me.

lol i was just watching that

BOTS2 - Episode 4 - Don't Weigh Me Down

Chet:  Frank's yelling at everybody.  Of course he is, because he's a little *****.  (Imitating Frank's voice) Hey why are you guys throwing rocks in my basket.  We never did anything to you. (end of imitation)  It's like Frank, you've been coming after us every single time.

BOTS2 - Episode 4 - Don't Weigh Me Down

Chet:  Frank's yelling at everybody.  Of course he is, because he's a little *****.  (Imitating Frank's voice) Hey why are you guys throwing rocks in my basket.  We never did anything to you. (end of imitation)  It's like Frank, you've been coming after us every single time.

Chet's hilarious. He is always so dead on about everyone.

BOTS2 - Episode 4 - Don't Weigh Me Down

Chet:  Frank's yelling at everybody.  Of course he is, because he's a little *****.  (Imitating Frank's voice) Hey why are you guys throwing rocks in my basket.  We never did anything to you. (end of imitation)  It's like Frank, you've been coming after us every single time.

Chet's hilarious. He is always so dead on about everyone.

I would love to have him on every challenge just for his commentary.  What makes it great is it isn't forced.  He just says what is on his mind.

BOTS2 - Episode 8

Frank:  I feel like an animal in a corner, with three people surrounding me pointing there finger at me.  This is Battle of the Seasons, it's not Battle within your season.

BOTS2 - Episode 9

After the Frank/Dustin/Nany fight, Alton tries to talk Dustin down.

Alton:  I'm letting you know, it went too far.  You can hold your head better than that.  You allowed yourself to get too far.  **** with that dude, he was screaming before we even cam upstairs.  He's a little pig and you chose to get into the dirt with him and try to clean him up in the mud?

Dustin:  I'm a show him I'm not gonna take sit here and take bullshit from him dude.

Alton:  For you, it's a fist fight.  For her, it's a bunch of words.

Dustin:  She wasn't going to be talked to like that again. 

Alton:  And you allow her to flamingo if that's what she wants to do.

Dustin:  Peacock

Alton:  Whatever.  Peacock.  Flamingo.  They both...but, but yeah peacock. 

where are you watching BOTS2? I'd love to rewatch it!

BOTS2 - Episode 9

After the Frank/Dustin/Nany fight, Alton tries to talk Dustin down.

Alton:  I'm letting you know, it went too far.  You can hold your head better than that.  You allowed yourself to get too far.  **** with that dude, he was screaming before we even cam upstairs.  He's a little pig and you chose to get into the dirt with him and try to clean him up in the mud?

Dustin:  I'm a show him I'm not gonna take sit here and take bullshit from him dude.

Alton:  For you, it's a fist fight.  For her, it's a bunch of words.

Dustin:  She wasn't going to be talked to like that again. 

Alton:  And you allow her to flamingo if that's what she wants to do.

Dustin:  Peacock

Alton:  Whatever.  Peacock.  Flamingo.  They both...but, but yeah peacock. 

LOL. Man that just made me want to watch Seasons 2 again. Great season.

BOTS Reunion

Marie: Sam you fought with a plant and lost.

Sam: No I got pushed into a plant you dumb *****.

Marie: *Laughs* GOT HER

***** I love Marie!

BOTS2 - Episode 10

San Diego just threw St. Thomas into elimination against Las Vegas.  Marie is ****** at Frank because they're supposed to be good friends.  Frank is explaining himself to Marie when Robb walks up.

Robb:  Don't get in her face.

Frank:  I'm not getting her face, Robb.

Robb:  You just did.

Frank:  Get the **** out of here!  When did you grow a **** anyways, bro?  Seriously?

Robb:  Stop instigating

Frank:  I'm not ******* afraid of you!

Robb:  Make my day.

 

**** IM DYING RIGHT NOW

The fight that was originally between Marie and Sam switched to Marie picking on JD of all people.  Then she starts getting into with Derek who tells her off.  Of course Robb has to step in and act like a MAN.  So he rips his  shirt off (LOL).  Derek's reaction is priceless - "Oh my god you took your shirt off!"  Chet has to get in between the two.  Finally Chet provides some spot on and entertaining commentary, "This night is pathetic to watch.  It's further evidence that Robb and Marie are unstable as both competitors and more importantly as human beings.

I love it when people take insults to the "human being" level. 

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