Real World/Road Rules: Favorite Quotes

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[QUOTE=blanky667;125261]"Dunbar is a strong guy and all, but he can't just lift Shauvon. We need all 7 of our dudes to do that." - Chet (The Ruins)[/QUOTE] *DEAD!!! I gotta be honest Chet reminds me of a mean girl sometimes, LOL.
[QUOTE=blanky667;125261]"Dunbar is a strong guy and all, but he can't just lift Shauvon. We need all 7 of our dudes to do that." - Chet (The Ruins)[/QUOTE] It's funny because it's true! (I'm going to **** for that.) Wes: "Is this the outside?" (opens up a bedroom) "That's not the outside...[I]where's the outside?![/I] DARRELL WANTS TO FIGHT ME!"
[QUOTE=jjlucash;125270]It's funny because it's true! (I'm going to **** for that.) Wes: "Is this the outside?" (opens up a bedroom) "That's not the outside...[I]where's the outside?![/I] [B]DARRELL WANTS TO FIGHT ME![/B]"[/QUOTE] That was one of the best quotes in that episode!! Cohutta: "She eats roots and I eat fried chicken." Chet: "The bow-tie killa!"
Not sure if the order is right on this but: "No one on our team is afraid of Wes. He is a swimmer. He is good at exercising."- Evan
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[QUOTE=Stacee_Danielle;125269]*DEAD!!! I gotta be honest Chet reminds me of a mean girl sometimes, LOL.[/QUOTE] When I think of mean girls, I think of a certain someone from Cancun or Veronica or Tina. Chet is nowhere near a mean girl. He's hilarious though and I hope he does more.
As much as I like Chett.... Mean Girls>Chett. I don't agree with people making fun of peoples weight.
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Umm, the mean girls have made fun of things way worse than people's weight. Yes, it was wrong and I am in no way condoning it but have you watched the earlier challenges? Then compare that what Chet said.
Yes they have said things a lot wose than anything Chett said. I was saying that the mean girls were meaner than Chett. I love Chett as much as I love Rachel and Tina and way more than Veronica!!!
I don't think Chet says stuff with the intention of being mean, lol. It comes out funny.
In theIinferno I when Julie tugs at Veronica's harness 17 floors up and she goes "I don't hate you baby." And Veronica just says "Shut the f*** up"
The conversation on The Ruins between Kelly Anne and Wes after Johanna threatens to sell Wes's home... Wes: "I think Johanna just hit a new low..." Kelly Anne: "Is that possible?" Wes: "The deed to my house is under her name, and she said if I throw the final challenge shes going to sell my house and keep all the money." Kelly Anne: *Sarcastic, loud laugh* Kelly Anne: "Good **** man. You got a mean ex-*****!"
The Ruins Shavoun-Danny,I think i popped my f****** implant Danny- I dont give a s***, im not going to let you quit.
"Having a baby would give me a purpose" Steven, Steven, Steven
"No one is afraid of Wes. He's a swimmer, he's like the best at exercising. So it's like, no one's afraid of him. He thought he'd come in with a crown on like I'm the champion, it's like..Wes thinks he's got the longest **** on the show, he thinks he's like the bee's knees (...) Wes is 5'8, 165 lbs.. ok? DOES NOT HAVE A BIG ****. Looks like some sort of freakin' unborn baby, he looks like a fetus. It's like, he's a sloppy piece of ****. You could tell me that SuperMan or Batman were coming, it doesn't change the fact that I'm going and have to figure it out somehow. So it's like "Superman is coming, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!" - Evan. Sorry I had to quote everything x)
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LOL..when Shauvon was talking to Kenny, Evan, and all them about leaving, Evan and his over the top antics. "Shauvy no!!!" I died.
[I]Gauntlet 2[/I] had some REAL good ones: "BETH! [I]I[/I] DATED MARK LONG AND WE ****ED!" - Beth "Beth has the credibility of a late-night infomercial." - Montana (I love Beth, but that was funny regardless) "Who wants to stay more?"\"I do *****!" - Julie and The Kina "I don't know Jo at all. I don't know her from a ham sandwich." - Timmy "We're pushin' this S.O.B. as fast as possible, and it snaps apart like peanut brittle." - Timmy "If you don't get here now, I will sue this island!"/"I've been seriously manhandled on the island of Tobago." - Jo "Danny? PUT YOUR KNEE SOMEWHERE ELSE." - Alton "She's like, 'Well you know I don't do well with tiiiiiresss.' Beth, none of us does will with tires." - Brad "I ain't [I]scurred[/I] of you. I ain't [I]scurred[/I] of you, family." - Brad "We've got some pantyhose, some duct tape--the most random **** you can think of." - Ibis "Are these on right? I think I need a bigger pair!" - Ace ...feel free to add to the list. lol
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Real World Brooklyn "You know why they call it Poconos?"-Chet "Why?"-Ryan "Because I poke them ****"- Chet The Ruins "Now its irreparable"-Wes "What?"-Evan "Now it can't be fixed."- Wes The Duel 2 "Brittini hurry the **** up you stupid *****"-Evan "You *******!"- Brittini
The Island [takes place after an argument or something just happened] "What was even your original show?" - Kenny "Kenny, I wouldn't be talking. You weren't on Real World or Road Rules" -Jen .. Or something like that, IDKK I can't recall haha sorry
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No, Kenny said "Where do they find these people?" about Dave and Rachel asked him what his original season was.
^ THERE YOU GO, that's what Kenny said haha I thought it was Jen? .. Huh, oh well, yeah :p
[QUOTE=tjhallow;128400]Real World Brooklyn "You know why they call it Poconos?"-Chet "Why?"-Ryan "Because I poke them ****"- Chet [B]The Ruins "Now its irreparable"-Wes "What?"-Evan "Now it can't be fixed."- Wes[/B] The Duel 2 "Brittini hurry the **** up you stupid *****"-Evan "You *******!"- Brittini[/QUOTE] I was coming to this thread to post that lol. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that~
"I can't [B]WAIT[/B]to beat the **** out of you!!!" Wes to Johnny "Wow, your such a lil............ [B]******!!!" [/B]Wes as he runs up in Johnny's face making him spill water all over himself.
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard then when Johnny **** his pants!!! Also did anyone realize how much of a girl he sounds like when he screams?
lol his voice is annoying.. he talks like vinnie from my cousin vinnie..
Syrus: I am a winner. I EXPECT to win.
"Bri is a tough chick. Shes got tatoos, shes got anger in her heart, and she has a bad hairdye job. Its gonna be a classic Rookie vs Veteran battle." - Evan (The Ruins)
Darrell: I'm fearin for Susie because Bri looks to have some street life in her.....
I don't know the exact quote, but Evan saying Derrick is 100lbs.
Wes: "You're going up against Evelyn." (Evelyn sobbing) KellyAnne: "Why?" Wes: "Because our team is a bunch of ******* *****es!" Johanna: "Come on, Wes. I dated you for three and a half years. Do you really think we buy that?"
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[QUOTE=blanky667;129082]"Bri is a tough chick. Shes got tatoos, shes got anger in her heart, and she has a bad hairdye job. Its gonna be a classic Rookie vs Veteran battle." - Evan (The Ruins)[/QUOTE] ****. I love the faces she was making when she was talking to him.

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