Katie was great last night. She had me in stitches the whole time, from calling Johnny a flat out "****" to provoking Ty.
Kelly Anne
"I mean I've heard of people bursting implants.......(holds chest)......it really makes me scared."
"Part of me doesn't know whether Casey is throwing the challenge or if she's just that bad. I don't even know which one's worse"
Battle of the Sexes 2, right after the girls win the boat building mission:
Mark: Greece sucks anyways.
Confessional Mark: The girls won the trip to Greece which sucks cause I've never been to Greece...*****es.
Dan's impressions on The Island:
Johnny Bananas: "You ****in' ******! Why don't you suck a Xanex or grow a ****?"
Jenn: "Don't ****in' go against me. Don't ****in' say **** against me. I'll move my arms and shoulders more than any **** on this ****in' island.
Colie: " Holy **** we're on a challenge? Really? Where the **** we at? What year is this?"
Probably my favorite challenge quote ever
Gauntlet 2
Brad- Beth is straight up disease to the team. She takes zero responsibility for anything she does. She gets down and is like i told you i wasnt comfortable with tires. Well its like no one here is comfortable with tires.
[QUOTE=Lionsfan780;216844]Probably my favorite challenge quote ever
Gauntlet 2
Brad- Beth is straight up disease to the team. She takes zero responsibility for anything she does. She gets down and is like i told you i wasnt comfortable with tires. Well its like no one here is comfortable with tires.[/QUOTE]
Hahahah that just made me laugh! I don't know why, but someone saying to the team I am not comfortable with tires is funny!
[QUOTE=CrazyRealityGuy;217243]Hahahah that just made me laugh! I don't know why, but someone saying to the team I am not comfortable with tires is funny![/QUOTE]
I think it was hilarious because when Brad was talking about it in the interview he said it in a mocking type voice. That's why it was so funny to me. And probably because it was Beth of all people.
Just watched the ruins today and laughed
"Listen chunks" Susie about Veronica
Edit: I just watched today's dailies and heard another good one about weight
"All I know about Tina is that she was in the first Fresh Meat with Kenny and he called her a fat **** about twenty times. That's it" - Theresa
"Rachel, her eyes just ignite and flames start shotting out of them. She's like we're going to play dodgeball. Oh we're gonna win, we have a lesbian on our team. Yes. Lesbians always win dodgeball" Dan, Inferno II
One of the funniest quotes ever.
"The Gray team is not known for making the best strategic decisions, and today is a perfect example of that. Dan is even more afraid of heights than Paula and Luke has the reach of a Hobbit." Tyler, Cutthroat
my personal favorite on inferno 1 when everyone is arguing and david jumps into the elimination butt naked and Cyrus says "I don't know what the **** is going on! Like, these people just lost it. The inferno does it to you!"
Best scene and recap imo
[QUOTE=kdub90;200023]On the Gauntlet 3, during the final challenge, when Eric went down:
Robin:(starts crying)
Kenny:"What are you crying for?"
CT:"She's a girl."
Kenny: "I don't know. He's dyin'.She's cryin. What the f***!"
[/QUOTE] This is the best quote ever.
Some of my favorite CT ones
"What are you gonna do wes, huh? What are you gonna do"
Evan: "What do you want You won the fight!"
CT: "i dont give a ****. I win every fight!"
Someone: "Do you want him to die?"
CT: "yeah. I will smash his head and eat it."
CT to Diem: "You shouldnt even be crying. Its not like its 5 years later, Career first. Good luck with it."
Coral on Trishelle's comment about her being the weakest on their team on The Gauntlet: " (In Trishelle's southern accent) Trishelle trashes everybody and goes I think everybody's just not willing to admit their mistakes and I think Coral's the weakest link. (In her normal voice) And i was like B***H!!! (Cue thunder in the background) :D
"See you mother ****ers in the Gulag" - Diesel after a Herculean Riot Act performance
"THAT'S RIGHT! RED! IS! GREAT" - Tori Hall Fiorenza, aka the most creative cheerleader on the face of the earth.
"He just gets up, and he's doing like this transformer power walk." - Brad
"And he carries his custom made Johnny Bananas backpack to the barrell in about 5 seconds." - Dunbar
"I'm looking up at the sky at the stars enjoying this beautiful night we have here in Prague. Only to be rudely interrupted by being dropped on to a metal trash can." - Johnny
Oh how I have missed CT lol.
[QUOTE=JL81790;225962]"See you mother ****ers in the Gulag" - Diesel after a Herculean Riot Act performance
[B]"THAT'S RIGHT! RED! IS! GREAT" - Tori Hall Fiorenza, aka the most creative cheerleader on the face of the earth[/B].[/QUOTE]
It's really funny because when I actually heard her say it my initial thought was the she ha said "BRAD IS GREAT" which in turn made me giggle like a little child for a good 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=cjslife;225978]"He just gets up, and he's doing like this transformer power walk, With the Boston Mumble" - Brad
"And he carries his custom made Johnny Bananas backpack to the barrell in about 5 seconds." - Dunbar
"I'm looking up at the sky at the stars enjoying this beautiful night we have here in Prague. Only to be rudely interrupted by being dropped on to a metal trash can." - Johnny
Oh how I have missed CT lol.[/QUOTE]
added extra line :D
[QUOTE=fabulous788;226001]It's really funny because when I actually heard her say it my initial thought was the she ha said "BRAD IS GREAT" which in turn made me giggle like a little child for a good 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
What made me laugh were the accompanying gang signs she was throwing up. I wonder if she's a Crip or a Blood.
"You know I wasn't sure if I was pumped to do it until I saw Brad's face and then something just snapped right there. I was like yeah, I wasn't angry until I saw your face. Now I'm angry" - Abram
From one of the dailies. "I felt bad for him[Johnny] before it even started. He had this look on his face like it was an execution instead of an elimination" - Brad
[QUOTE=fabulous788;226001]It's really funny because when I actually heard her say it my initial thought was the she ha said "BRAD IS GREAT" which in turn made me giggle like a little child for a good 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
I thought the same thing too :lol:
More quotes after the epic matchup of CT vs. Johnny:
He was a terminator programmed to take out a banana - Paula
Johnny’s trying to trip him, and he’s just high-stepping Johnny’s legs and going through ‘em. –Derrick
Yeah, oh yeah! That just made him madder! Instead of slapping the can over like just a ****ing superstar, he pulled a 180 and a ****in' “you take the can!” – Brad
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