Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Okay seriously I love Devyn but she "won" a elimination by default. I hate when Devyn fans talk about her making the final both times, she only made it on free agents because she sucks. Like serious Devyn sucks let's stop pretending , she knows it and so do we.
Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Absolutely. Genius.
I usually think your comments are exaggerated, but this, this was amazing.
Okay seriously I love Devyn but she "won" a elimination by default. I hate when Devyn fans talk about her making the final both times, she only made it on free agents because she sucks. Like serious Devyn sucks let's stop pretending , she knows it and so do we.[/quote]
Devyn is an entertaining goddess who doesn't suck and doesn't need to be a good competitior. Her record is awesome and impressive. Complete strategiest all the way!
Okay seriously I love Devyn but she "won" a elimination by default. I hate when Devyn fans talk about her making the final both times, she only made it on free agents because she sucks. Like serious Devyn sucks let's stop pretending , she knows it and so do we.
Devyn is an entertaining goddess who doesn't suck and doesn't need to be a good competitior. Her record is awesome and impressive. Complete strategiest all the way!
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Her " record isnt that impressive considering she's only been on two. And been in one elimination round that she was clearly losing.
She's not a big strategists, she only made the final because everyone knew shed be a easy win over. I love Devyn but Devyn fans are ridiculous and act like everything she does is amazing.
Okay seriously I love Devyn but she "won" a elimination by default. I hate when Devyn fans talk about her making the final both times, she only made it on free agents because she sucks. Like serious Devyn sucks let's stop pretending , she knows it and so do we.
Okay seriously I love Devyn but she "won" a elimination by default. I hate when Devyn fans talk about her making the final both times, she only made it on free agents because she sucks. Like serious Devyn sucks let's stop pretending , she knows it and so do we.
Devyn is an entertaining goddess who doesn't suck and doesn't need to be a good competitior. Her record is awesome and impressive. Complete strategiest all the way!
Her " record isnt that impressive considering she's only been on two. And been in one elimination round that she was clearly losing. She's not a big strategists, she only made the final because everyone knew shed be a easy win over. I love Devyn but Devyn fans are ridiculous and act like everything she does is amazing.[/quote]
Because it is.
And On no @ CT's cousin. First he lost Diem to Cancer now His cousin could potentially be next...Man my heart goes out to CT in every way. Octavio too.
Lolz. I meant Latin people. I(and my younger brother who isn't my half brother) just found out our dad is Puerto Rican.
Hahaha omg you are Rican? And you just found out!!! Hahaha that's cool!!! And yeah there are hella Latinas on this site! Makes me want to break out the Heineken and Corona. Let's get the rice and beans going while we dance to bachata and merengue! XD
Idk, I loved Devyn on Seasons 2, but she just wasn't nearly as funny or charismatic for me in FA. I think people just point out her stats because it's ironic given how she isn't a very good competitor.
Lolz. I meant Latin people. I(and my younger brother who isn't my half brother) just found out our dad is Puerto Rican.
Hahaha omg you are Rican? And you just found out!!! Hahaha that's cool!!! And yeah there are hella Latinas on this site! Makes me want to break out the Heineken and Corona. Let's get the rice and beans going while we dance to bachata and merengue! XD
My sister(half) always suspected my dad was white. Lolz
And they're on this site? There they at? *rubs hands together like Birdman*
I agree with Challenge17. yes i give credit to devyn for making it to the final for every challenge she's been on, but come on guys. she was always last place and y'all are treating her like she is the female version of Landon. Seriously Devyn fans need to chill out a little bit. Cara Maria equals 9-4. Devyn 1-0. I'm still more impressed by Cara Maria then Devyn.
Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Back for Exes 2, Episode 2. Remember that episode of Family Guy with the little 'Shoving Buddies' advert on the bottom? That's literally what ever Exes opening sequence is.
Hilarious, ironic fate. Sarah's still cursed guys.
Johnny is Kenny, Nany is Johanna, Averey is Wes....and Zach and Jenna are idiots.
The episode starts off in the only club in the country they're allowed to travel to, and it's clear that they're trying to really push this whole 'Averey and Johnny Are Exes But Johnny Banged Nany On A Couch Last Season' thing. Averey and Johnny are pretty much the only two exes with real, actual tension between them that hasn't been solely pushed by the term 'Exes' on this show. On the other side of the club, Zach and "model" Jenna are auditioning for the eventual Exes 3 with their budding relationship. God, please be a puzzle.
Anyway, I find it hilarious that Jonna and Jay are plotting from all the way on the other opposite end of this club (never ending opposite ends in this club). It's like they couldn't find a way to get any real screen time early in the show and this is the best they could come up with, being the hating exes.
Side Note: Cara Maria's Tweets
Let's get this out of the way first: I love Cara Maria. Her story from the first Fresh Meat in having no confidence and slowly building it over the last 7-8 seasons on TV is great development. With that said, I've compiled a Twitter List with everyone who's ever been casted on a Challenge that I care about (because it's easier/less annoying than actually following them), and seeing the weekly tweets for the past couple months of her slight disdain about not being on the show is annoying.
A couple seasons ago during Battle of the Seasons, people gave Bananas a bunch of **** because he was incredibly vocal about not being casted for the show. He was called bitter, old, everything under the sun -- and it feels the exact same way with Cara Maria. Every tweet has a slight toward the casting "I guess I need to hook up with more people" or "thanks for representing in my absence". Just enjoy the show. I guess I'm annoyed by it. I see why Bananas dislikes her.
Meanwhile...
Cara Maria's Elimination Losses: 3
Devyn's Elimination Losses: 0
The 'I Hope My Parents Don't Find Out What I Do For A Living' Challenge
TJ says this challenge is called 'Rounding The Bases', and it's a pretty clever Challenge if you ask me. There's four stages to this Challenge and each one represents the escalating bases metaphore in every relationship. Props to The Challenge producers for finding something on the ground and not including water. The dynamic between CT and Diem continues to be perfect tumblr gif material (aka relationship goals!), on the other side of the spectrum Johnny & Averey are completely awkward. COMPLETELY. The mid-way point between it all is probably Jemmye & Knight.
Quick Notes:
Johnny & Averey losing is perfect. We've never seen either of them in the elimination and that's probably the most intriguing thing ever to see if Free Agents Johnny can actually hang.
Jordan gives the second base of this Challenge two thumbs up. Poor guy.
Third base of this Challenge adds the throwing up and dislike of certain foods to Jenna's profile. She's a real model, huh?
I'm down with Bananas & Nany winning the second Challenge, but I was hoping the rookies would be giving the veterans a bit more a Challenge.
The Difference between Boys & Girls on these Challenges (maybe in life?)
So, Bananas and Nany win this Challenge and of course they decide to have conversations with people who they're contemplating putting in. And here we see the stark difference between guys and girls in this game.
Bananas and Wes spend the first part of the conversation jaw-jacking, and they look like the two biggest ***** in the universe. Seriously. They're not even taking anything seriously. "You know how hard it is for me not to f**k with you?" "I know, it was hard for me not f**k with you!" Oh, just get a room already.
Nany and Theresa, it's more personal and Nany's Dominican side is on full display. Nany doesn't take kindly to Theresa sh***ing on her to improve Averey's morale, and Theresa acts like she doesn't care, but really she does. Theresa's obviously not being true to herself, not in this Challenge -- not in any Challenge. She's clearly looking Nany in the eye and saying she doesn't care, but she does (and she even sheds a few tears). From my perspective, Theresa doesn't want to be the evil girl on this Challenge but she continues to make shifty moves that don't improve her perception. At the same time, she doesn't want to look weak nor vulnerable, so she refuses to admit defeat. Nany's genuinely hurt about their relationship and Theresa doesn't want to admit that maybe she is wrong. Or maybe she still harbors feelings from the last Challenge where she believes she doesn't want to become ANYONE's friend. Either way, it's going to look so bad when her world comes crashing down on everyone.
Nany explodes into tears and Bananas & Wes are like, "Girls..."
You can say pu**y on TV?
Thomas & Hailey goes in, and no one cares. I didn't watch Ex-Plosion, don't care to see this, and these two don't make me even want to see it. They're like, devoid of real charisma. Thomas' shining moment of The Challenge is calling Bananas a pu**y. I had no idea you could say pu**y on TV.
Diem's sick
We know how this ends. And it doesn't get any easier to cope with. We love you Diem.
Rerun Eliminations
They reveal the elimination called 'Banded Together' and it's pretty much the same one from the original Exes. The only difference is the bar and it looks like the band was much tighter on the original Exes. Johnny & Averey win, and we can pretty much go on with the Challenge like Thomas & Hailey never existed. I'd be fine with never seeing them again, and I don't know about you guys.
Nany & Averey's Awkward Conversation is trumped by Zach & Jenna's Awkwarder Conversation
Imagine if Johanna and Kelly Anne had this conversation on The Ruins (they probably did and I don't remember). This is exactly how I would've imagined it would've happened. Nany approaches Averey to talk about the awkwardness between them, but it doesn't get any less awkward. I don't blame Nany for trying to resolve it so she isn't the most evil person in the house, but Averey doesn't want to resolve anything...or even discuss anything. I don't blame her either.
Zach & Jenna totally trump that awkward conversation when Jenna quizzes Zach on the President of Wyoming....before realizing that states don't have presidents. And that brainless comment, she's hit the model stereotype trifecta for the night ladies & gents.
Tune in next week for Jay & Jonna's next attempt at fighting for TV time.
And THIS is what The Challenge would look like if MTV cut their budget
If you tuned in online after the show (at midnight), you saw the first ever Battle of the Ex-iled between the teams of Dustin & Jessica against Thomas & Hailey, and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Usually The Challenge are these large, death-defying spectacles -- but with the Ex-iled they basically drew a trench in the sand and told them to sweat for 60 minutes. No wonder this stuff doesn't make TV.
"How we're gonna sweat as much as possible is to stay still in one spot", says Thomas. And I immediately want him to leave. Immediately. Sweat on your plane ride out.
Thankfully, Dustin & Jessica win. And get to stay in the house with TV, computers, wi-fi, food, and probably the MTV production staff. Only nine more teams to go in the lap of luxury.
Let's do some stats based on your "logic":
Cara Maria elimination Wins = 9
Devyn elimination Wins = 1
Cara Maria Finishing in the Top 2 = 3
Devyn Finishing in the Top 2 = 0
You tried
I have no illusions about who is the better competitor but:
Times Cara Maria was likable on camera: 0
Times Devyn was likable on camera: A whole **** of a lot more
***** meelz!!! "nanys Dominican side"
Hahaha!!! <3
I have a thing for Dominicans. I know that side all too well lol
*****. It depends on the context.
Hahahaha!!! Im half Dominican!! Hollaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Okay seriously I love Devyn but she "won" a elimination by default. I hate when Devyn fans talk about her making the final both times, she only made it on free agents because she sucks. Like serious Devyn sucks let's stop pretending , she knows it and so do we.
Absolutely. Genius.
I usually think your comments are exaggerated, but this, this was amazing.
Thank you.
Devyn is an entertaining goddess who doesn't suck and doesn't need to be a good competitior. Her record is awesome and impressive. Complete strategiest all the way!
What!???? No way!!! Meelz is everything!!!
I'm such a fan
Devyn is an entertaining goddess who doesn't suck and doesn't need to be a good competitior. Her record is awesome and impressive. Complete strategiest all the way!
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Her " record isnt that impressive considering she's only been on two. And been in one elimination round that she was clearly losing.
She's not a big strategists, she only made the final because everyone knew shed be a easy win over. I love Devyn but Devyn fans are ridiculous and act like everything she does is amazing.
LOL. It's fun to pretend she doesn't though.
Very true, Devyn sucks, she made it to the end cause going against her is a guaranteed second or first place
Lol guys give her a teensy weensy bit of credit! I'm surprised she actually finished the final!
The only thing I remember about her final appearance was almost getting poor Zach killed after flipping their kayak lol.
**** I remember her being the last one up the mountain.... But she did it!
Because it is.
And On no @ CT's cousin. First he lost Diem to Cancer now His cousin could potentially be next...Man my heart goes out to CT in every way. Octavio too.
Devyn along with Coral should always make it to the end based on their talking heads alone. Especially the latter.
Meelz, this is where I wish I could like your post.
I wouldn't say always but yeah they should make it to the end based on their entertainment.
I had no idea there were so many of us on here. O.O
Ohhhhh dippppp!!!! #TeamDominican vevmo better watch out!! XD
Lolz. I meant Latin people. I(and my younger brother who isn't my half brother) just found out our dad is Puerto Rican.
Hahaha omg you are Rican? And you just found out!!! Hahaha that's cool!!! And yeah there are hella Latinas on this site! Makes me want to break out the Heineken and Corona. Let's get the rice and beans going while we dance to bachata and merengue! XD
Idk, I loved Devyn on Seasons 2, but she just wasn't nearly as funny or charismatic for me in FA. I think people just point out her stats because it's ironic given how she isn't a very good competitor.
My sister(half) always suspected my dad was white. Lolz
And they're on this site? There they at? *rubs hands together like Birdman*
Dominican here too!
I agree with Challenge17. yes i give credit to devyn for making it to the final for every challenge she's been on, but come on guys. she was always last place and y'all are treating her like she is the female version of Landon. Seriously Devyn fans need to chill out a little bit. Cara Maria equals 9-4. Devyn 1-0. I'm still more impressed by Cara Maria then Devyn.
anyways, Do y'all think Johnny's boxing skills will help him out on the challenge like it did with Darrell.
Let's do some stats based on your "logic":
Cara Maria elimination Wins = 9
Devyn elimination Wins = 1
Cara Maria Finishing in the Top 2 = 3
Devyn Finishing in the Top 2 = 0
You tried
I have no illusions about who is the better competitor but:
Times Cara Maria was likable on camera: 0
Times Devyn was likable on camera: A whole **** of a lot more
Speaking of Caramaria she is still *****ing about how she isn't on this challenge... I'm gonna have to unfollow her at this point.
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